Ask stupid questions and receive stupid answers

Neotyguy40 · Oct 20, 2010 8:02 PM

PYROX wrote:

OKay well..you had a wet dream or something? ;D
Why must my Wii be so far away on my desk, and I'm sitting on the bed too far away for reaching it.

Because you're daddy never hugged you... (answer works for anything).

Why did my daddy never hug me?

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Oct 20, 2010 10:30 PM

because you didn't use the correct form of "your".

why can't people spell these days?

Latias fan · Oct 20, 2010 11:25 PM

Because peple are becmeing moar stupd thses days.

Who is better Chuck Norris or Bruce lee?

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Oct 21, 2010 3:18 AM

Chuck Norris. his superiority to Bruce Lee is capable of overloading the SpyroForum server, thus nullifying the "receive stupid answers" part, leaving us with a correct answer floating around in cyberspace.

why am i so tired right now?

Cynder7 · Oct 26, 2010 4:39 PM

Cause you were watching Spongebob for way too long.

Why do I have a guitar beside me?

Latias fan · Nov 07, 2010 2:53 PM

because you need it to go zombie hunting.

Why is angelina ballerina the worst kids show i've ever seen before in my life.

Clock-la · Nov 07, 2010 7:26 PM

because its the best TV show your family ever saw.

Why must my kitten be so cute?

Cynder7 · Nov 08, 2010 1:08 PM

Cause it's planning an evil plot to take over the world with the other cute kittens.

Why does music exist?

riverhippo · Nov 08, 2010 4:43 PM

To brainwash the minds of the current youth, but more importantly, to make old people feel unrefreshed and outdated...

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Clock-la · Nov 08, 2010 5:25 PM

Because I is sutch a short word

Why must my jelly fall out the sky?

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Nov 09, 2010 9:42 PM

well, rain comes from water evaporating, then the vapor going into the sky and forming clouds. then the water just falls back down.
that's why jelly falls from the sky; it goes up into the sky and falls back down.

fun fact: that's also where babies come from.

what happened to Mole-Yair after he fled the ship in Spyro: TEN?

PYROX · Nov 13, 2010 11:10 AM

Clock-la wrote:

Because I is sutch a short word
Why must my jelly fall out the sky?

Because the jelly god does not accept jelly coming from the ground.

Why did activision cancel the new Crash game?

Latias fan · Nov 13, 2010 4:25 PM

PYROX wrote:

Clock-la wrote:
Because I is sutch a short word
Why must my jelly fall out the sky?
Because the jelly god does not accept jelly coming from the ground.
Why did activision cancel the new Crash game?

Because their focusing on their most overrated franchise.

WHY AM I IN A STAR FLEET UNIFORM!!

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Nov 13, 2010 6:25 PM

because you two skipped my question SDJBKLDSBLKJDFJLEWJRSLDKMMURFABIGGULMAWFULBIRIB

what happened to Mole-Yair after he fled the ship in Spyro: TEN?

Cynder7 · Nov 17, 2010 12:06 AM

He disappeared somewhere in the unknown when the ship broke down in mid air.

Why isn't air solid?

cooldude22345 · Dec 01, 2010 8:19 AM

Cynder7 wrote:

He disappeared somewhere in the unknown when the ship broke down in mid air.
Why isn't air solid?

It is hmm
Why is this forum still here?

Lii · Dec 01, 2010 5:13 PM

Because it was carved in.

Why does music make sound?

Latias fan · Dec 01, 2010 8:08 PM

Lii wrote:

Because it was carved in.
Why does music make sound?

Because yo mama.

How come Tsutajas english name is snivy?

The Mad Thatter · Dec 02, 2010 1:46 PM

Latias fan wrote:

Lii wrote:
Because it was carved in.
Why does music make sound?
Because yo mama.
How come Tsutajas english name is snivy?

Because a butterfly grew teeth and chewed it up so now it is a nervous wreck and STOP BEING A BEAKER.

Why did my computor just speak? (IT DIDN'T! IT'S ALL A LIE!)

Cynder7 · Dec 02, 2010 6:59 PM

Cause it wanted to tell you off for using it so much and that it doesn't want to be your friend anymore.EVIL.

Why is it so fun to say the word 'evil'? big_smile

riverhippo · Dec 02, 2010 8:26 PM

Because it is so much fun to do the things explained as such.

What does grape bubble gum taste like?

Latias fan · Dec 02, 2010 9:06 PM

Cherry weird i know

Why can't chirismas come sooner?

riverhippo · Dec 03, 2010 2:55 AM

Because not enough people have committed suicide yet. December=Most depressing month of year.

How many cheeseburgers have you eaten in the last month?

The Mad Thatter · Dec 03, 2010 8:21 AM

-553047589437989700485478

Don't ask me how.

Why do the cookies run away from me?

riverhippo · Dec 03, 2010 8:45 AM

Because you stole cookies in the past from the cookie jar to make them your slaves. Who you? Yes you. Couldn't be... Liar.

What color was the last pencil you held?

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