The ''what if'' game

Giganoto · Jan 22, 2014 12:38 AM

I have this game on other forums, and it's a pretty ridiculous game. But so am I. So here's how it goes....

You have to continue with a bunch of ''what ifs'' starting from the first what if.
Example:

Person A: What if the sky falls?
Person B: What if when the sky falls its actually a ghost and falls straight through the earth?
Person C: What if when it falls straight through the earth it becomes not a ghost and crushes the moon?
Person D: What if when the moon gets crushed a piece flies to earth and lands on you?

^ That's basically how it goes yeah. If you can't come up with anymore what ifs on a certain what if anymore you just start a new one, by first saying you're coming up with a new one.

Example on that:

Person A: What if when the piece lands on you, you turn into a muffin?
Person B: Wow i really got nothin on this anymore. New one: What if the world was overun by squids?

Rule: Dont start a new ''what if'' so quickly everytime. Try to stretch it on yo. You get maximum epic points for stretching it on for a while.

With that, lets begin this crusade.....

What if you were half seahorse?

Stormy · Jan 22, 2014 12:44 AM

What if you had to swim through the air singing this?

Giganoto · Jan 22, 2014 12:45 AM

What if that was the national anthem and the president was OSeahorsema?

RangerOfIthilien · Jan 22, 2014 12:48 AM

What if he was a horrible dictator who required homage in the form of oysters?

Giganoto · Jan 22, 2014 12:49 AM

What if the oysters secretly had weapons to assasinate him?

Stormy · Jan 22, 2014 12:51 AM

What if we rallied all the oysters together to start a rebellion?

RangerOfIthilien · Jan 22, 2014 12:52 AM

What if we lost and were imprisoned? sad

Giganoto · Jan 22, 2014 12:53 AM

What if i dug an escape tunnel with an oyster shell?

RangerOfIthilien · Jan 22, 2014 1:13 AM

WHat if Obaseahorsema sent his Fishary Clinton attack drones after you?

Giganoto · Jan 22, 2014 1:53 AM

What if i distracted them while you guys escaped?

RangerOfIthilien · Jan 22, 2014 2:05 AM

What if leave nobody behind?

(This is turning into a pretty awesome story)

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Giganoto · Jan 22, 2014 2:11 AM

(The spyro forum fanfiction. Hey that should totally be real)

What if i jump in the way before the ultimate king crab shoots you with a lazer gun?

RangerOfIthilien · Jan 22, 2014 2:26 AM

What if I then yell "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" while on my knees, staring at the sky with my fists clenched?

Giganoto · Jan 22, 2014 2:33 AM

What if i die, battle armour shafed in blood, my dying words ''MYOB...THATS WHAT''?

RangerOfIthilien · Jan 22, 2014 2:35 AM

What if I vow to return one day, when my power has returned, to defeat the obamalamaseahorsius lord in the name of vengeance!

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Jan 22, 2014 3:30 AM

what if OSeahorsema's term ended before you did that?

RangerOfIthilien · Jan 22, 2014 4:28 AM

What if I was still able to hunt him down with my vengeance power?

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Jan 22, 2014 5:20 AM

what if he changed his ways and became a sweet old seahorse who gave out a lot of ocean treats during Trick or Treat?

Flapjacks · Jan 22, 2014 5:49 AM

What if the ocean treats were actually cyanide laced?

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Jan 22, 2014 7:26 AM

what if seahorses hadn't learned about cyanide yet?

Giganoto · Jan 22, 2014 3:39 PM

What if i came back to life and brought peace through eggo waffles?

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Jan 22, 2014 5:27 PM

what if other species begin demanding waffles from you, too?

Stormy · Jan 22, 2014 5:31 PM

What if the sudden increase in demand for waffles caused a worldwide economic collapse?

Swaffy · Jan 22, 2014 6:39 PM

What if Oseabushorama became sea king and kicked Oseahorsema out of the kingdom for causing an economic collapse?

Giganoto · Jan 23, 2014 12:27 AM

What if a giant sushi loving guy attacked the whole country and ate all the sea horse citizens?

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