You are attacked by the previous poster's username. What happens?

RangerOfIthilien · Jan 22, 2014 4:46 PM

Got the idea from reddit and thought it sounded fun. The spin I'm going to add is you have to answer it for the username of the person who posted before you. For example, say someone with the username Cynder123 posts. A good response would be

I've barely escaped the first 122 Cynders and am too exhausted to protect myself from the worst one of all!

Edit: if you can't think of anything for their username use the avatar instead

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Giganoto · Jan 22, 2014 5:16 PM

The king of lambs that go da has exiled me from the sheep kingdom sentencing me to death in the desert

Stormy · Jan 22, 2014 5:30 PM

A five-second Google search tells me Giganoto is a dinosaur and/or a Yugioh card, so I guess my head is getting bitten off.

Swaffy · Jan 22, 2014 6:34 PM

It's cold outside. It's raining sideways, the wind is powerful enough that I feel like I'm being hit by hail. I have just a small torn blanket to help guard me from this beast, but it has soaked up too much water and is becoming heavy. I'm stuck out here, nowhere to go, no home to take shelter in. I've been walking in a line for miles, or so it seems. This path that seems to never end and this storm that will beat me till I cannot walk any longer. I can feel it inside, the end of me is near.

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Flapjacks · Jan 22, 2014 8:41 PM

I got some page called "Saints Wendel and Francis For Youth (SWAFFY.)" Let's roll.

I arrive home. I hear nothing. I walk into my room, and open my closet, as usual. I had no idea what was about to happen. Young children poured out of my closet in the ultimate ambush. I'm suddenly covered in children, and I can't push them off. The smell of chicken mcnuggets fills the entire room. One of them wiggles off of me, and I manage to push myself away from the tiny tyrants. I sprint out of the room and attempt to grab the phone. As I dial 911, I hear them waddling down the hall. The first one peeks his head out and looks at me. He yells "CHAAAAAARGE!" and they all come after me. Today, my kingdom was taken by the first graders.

Giganoto · Jan 22, 2014 11:39 PM

I get killed by mutant pancakes at ihop? bentley

RangerOfIthilien · Jan 23, 2014 12:33 AM

(I secretly made this thread just for the inevitable response to flapjacks tongue )

I ran away from the beast, never knowing when it might catch me up. When I stopped to take cover behind a boulder it was too late. The Giganoto had used its sharp dinosaur nostrils to pinpoit the very boulder I called shelter and knocked it aside with its tail. I was caught up in the blast, and felt a great pain surge through my lower spine as the sharpest point on the boulder struck. I could not move; only wait as the odor of the great reptile got ever more pungent...

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Giganoto · Jan 23, 2014 12:35 AM

The king lamb dubbed Da had cornered me. I knew it was the end. His big horns, and hooves.....the nightmare was just beginning. He rammed into me with his hard head, knocking the wind out of me. I was done for....until i woke up 15 minutes later to him chewing on my sweater

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Jan 23, 2014 5:29 AM

someone got mad that i beat them at Yu-Gi-Oh so they threw their Giganoto card at me and gave me a mild papercut. the pain.

i can't wait to see what people come up with for my name.

Swaffy · Jan 23, 2014 1:31 PM

There once was a young boy, the only friend he had was a young purple dragon that goes by the name of Spyro. Every day after school he'd run home so he can spend time with Spyro, as it was the happiness of his life. But, as time drifted by and this boy moved on to middle school, he had forgotten about Spyro entirely. Life had gotten to him and the boy had moved on to other things. When he reached his high school years, he found his old Spyro game and began to play it, thus sparking a new and stronger interest in his good old friend. The joy in this boy, to remember the friend who's been there for him all along, was so great he laughed at the screen and yelled, "I still like Spyro!"

Stormy · Jan 23, 2014 6:54 PM

So I assume the attack was yelling so loud it made everyone go deaf? tongue

Can't think of anything for your username, so I'm going to go with the avatar:
One day, I made the foolish mistake of saying, "You know, I don't really like Spyro that much." I get attacked with fire by an extremely hardcore Spyro fan. I suffer third degree burns. I am then forced to like Spyro for the rest of my life, or the hardcore fan will finish me off next time. And that, my friends, is the story of why I'm here.

Flapjacks · Jan 23, 2014 8:42 PM

Once upon a time, I forgot my umbrella and was attacked by a vicious, stormy storm. I died. And everyone mourned for years because everyone loves me. #rip

RangerOfIthilien · Jan 24, 2014 12:20 AM

I was smothered by a stack of pancakes and loved every minute

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Jan 24, 2014 4:01 AM

i started posting ideas with which King Lambda disagreed in the kingdom/forum of The Forum of the Spyro, ideas that challenged the laws he had put into place, and so he sent his men out to beat me up in the streets. what a jerk.

Flapjacks · Jan 24, 2014 6:24 AM

KingLambda wrote:

I was smothered by a stack of pancakes and loved every minute

heehee posted at 4:20

I raised my sword, and he raised his. He looked me in the eyes, and yelled "I STILL LIKE SPYRO!" and charged me with more force than a bull. I fell to the ground, and laid my sword down, attempting to surrender. He whispered in my ear, "36." And that's all I remember before I woke up with 7 fingers, 8 toes, and 21 teeth gone.

Stormy · Jan 24, 2014 6:26 AM

Those sunglasses on Spyro's head? Yeah, they're laz0r sunglasses. I got lasered by dragon sunglasses.

Breaking Bad · Jan 30, 2014 1:03 AM

I spotted a lady with #7C788F hair. I was blown away by the soft voice. It was on April 3rd. I took her to dinner, and we enjoyed our time. All of a sudden, I saw a skinny guy by the name of "Droid." He was a chef at the restaurant. He messed up my food. mad And I got food poisoning. After that, the lady checked on me. She suddenly got into a mad storm of rage, and stabbed forks in my eyes.

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Jan 30, 2014 6:09 AM

i walked up to some guy and he broke me badly.

Swaffy · Jan 30, 2014 1:59 PM

Stormy wrote:

So I assume the attack was yelling so loud it made everyone go deaf?

Oops, in my mind I was supposed to write a story relating to the username.
Stupid me. Always forgetting thread titles...

Breaking Bad · Feb 01, 2014 12:50 AM

Mavs beat Spurs, so Swaffy Swatted me.

tl;dr from dallas

Stormy · Feb 01, 2014 2:02 AM

A rabid fan ties me down and forces me to watch every single episode of the TV show, depriving me of food and water until it's over.

RangerOfIthilien · Feb 01, 2014 2:13 AM

(you know, from my experience with breaking bad fans, that would not suprise me if they did something like that)

I found myself caught in the midst of the worst snowstorm ever to strike the midwest. My house was buried and I could not get out

Breaking Bad · Feb 01, 2014 2:32 AM

On March 30th, a skinny white male with a beard grabbed a pick and stabbed me with it.

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Feb 01, 2014 4:43 AM

some Breaking Bad fan threw DVDs at me which left some noticeable marks on me. oh, the inhumanity.

spyrothepalmontcityracer · Mar 25, 2015 1:38 AM

Last night, my Beats turned into a blue speaker and got me dizzy because it uses way too much bass! Seriously! WAY too much bass!

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