I you saw Spyro, what would you do?

spyrothepalmontcityracer · Apr 18, 2015 5:04 AM

i would take a picture of him with my tablet.

If you saw Spyro, what would you do?

Rules:
Make shure it has nothing to do with insulting or harming him.

Scaler · Apr 18, 2015 1:49 PM

I'd give him a lamb leg.

RangerOfIthilien · Apr 18, 2015 2:39 PM

Call animal control because there's a weird, giant, rabid, purple, and winged lizard running around

Steinar · Apr 18, 2015 4:38 PM

I'd scratch his scales.. in a good way

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Flapjacks · Apr 18, 2015 10:10 PM

drink some water to wash down the acid i just took

spyrothepalmontcityracer · Apr 18, 2015 11:34 PM

RangerOfIthilien wrote:

Call animal control because there's a weird, giant, rabid, purple, and winged lizard running around

Disqualified! That's too offensive to him.

Flapjacks wrote:

drink some water to wash down the acid i just took

That's minding your own business. right?

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NeoReaper · Apr 19, 2015 1:21 AM

spyrothepalmontcityracer wrote:

RangerOfIthilien wrote:
Call animal control because there's a weird, giant, rabid, purple, and winged lizard running around
Disqualified! That's too offensive to him.

I do get his point in a way, its not every day you see a dragon just walking about. I mean, I probably would not call animal control but I would be pretty *bleep* alarmed to see a dragon...

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Apr 19, 2015 1:39 AM

help stop bad guys with him, i guess.

i would have to be really careful with how i handled this situation though - whom would i tell? where would i hide him? you couldn't just tell everyone that Spyro was real - people would go crazy. the social and scientific implications, the government coverups, the media...

Flapjacks · Apr 19, 2015 9:29 AM

spyrothepalmontcityracer wrote:

Make shure it has nothing to do with insulting or harming him.

tl;dr: Rules: No Fun Allowed

Gekoncze · Apr 19, 2015 4:24 PM

I'd insult him and harm him.

Stormy · Apr 19, 2015 6:44 PM

Write a clickbait article about it called "Local Mom Discovers a Weird New Animal! You Won't Believe What Happens Next!"

And then sell it to BuzzFeed

spyrothepalmontcityracer · Apr 19, 2015 7:11 PM

Stormy, that kinda reminds me of this.

but, it's fan art.

that gives me another idea. my first post on this thread saids that i would take a picture of him.

i would Photoshop him and put him on the cover of Guitar World.

Flapjacks · Apr 20, 2015 3:52 AM

Top 10 Mysterious Sightings of Unknown Animals!
NUMBER 4 WILL MOVE GOOGLE FIBER TO YOUR NEARBY LOCATION

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spyrothepalmontcityracer · Apr 20, 2015 4:57 AM

Sorry for staying off topic, but i kinda Photoshopped him. i blame Photobucket for not making any of my images large, so i switched to DeviantArt.

here he is.

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Paranoia · Apr 20, 2015 5:13 AM

Flapjacks wrote:

drink some water to wash down the acid i just took

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Apr 20, 2015 5:43 AM

between hiding him from the authorities, and all the places we could potentially go, and all the potential danger, i'd finally embark on that larger-than-life adventure i've always sort of daydreamed about. add some variety to things. also, even though i'm presently in a situation in life in which i'm typing on an internet forum at 1:42 AM and will most likely wake up more tired than i was when i went to sleep, i absolutely live for the adrenaline rush caused by things like hiding from people by flying off on a fictional character's back.

Scaler · Apr 20, 2015 10:20 AM

Maybe I'd ask if he likes toys of any kind.

spyrothepalmontcityracer · Apr 21, 2015 10:27 PM

I asked my cousin the same question over the phone, and this is what answer that she came up with (spoilered below).

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o_O ?

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36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Apr 22, 2015 12:36 AM

Seriously, who kisses a dragon?

white ponies with purple hair

spyrothepalmontcityracer · Apr 22, 2015 1:18 AM

36IStillLikeSpyro36 wrote:

Seriously, who kisses a dragon?
white ponies with purple hair

My cousin isn't a white pony with purple hair you know.

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Apr 22, 2015 2:07 AM

that's true.

spyrothepalmontcityracer · Apr 22, 2015 2:33 AM

I got surprised when my cousin plans to french kiss him. but I'm glad that i didn't do that to him when i first saw him in real life. i would take a picture of him when i saw him in real life, and then Photoshop him.

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Apr 22, 2015 3:05 AM

spyrothepalmontcityracer wrote:

I got surprised when my cousin plans to french kiss him. but I'm glad that i didn't do that to him when i first saw him in real life. i would take a picture of him when i saw him in real life, and then Photoshop him.

yeah, i know what you - wait a minute, what?!

spyrothepalmontcityracer · Apr 22, 2015 3:10 AM

i may not upload it anywhere. but i would keep it stored on my tablet. and that's it.

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Apr 22, 2015 3:13 AM

oh, i misunderstood that post. i thought you were saying you really had seen Spyro in real life in the past.

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