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#1 Nov 25, 2008 4:29 AM

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Funny Review

Funny Review from some guy out of Baton Rouge, LA....just read the first paragraph and you will see what I mean lol...

http://www.2theadvocate.com/entertainme … 01469.html

Guess that shows how much he payed attention lol....I thought it was funny..


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#2 Nov 25, 2008 4:33 AM

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Re: Funny Review

Oh, that Sparx is such a fox.


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#3 Nov 25, 2008 4:35 AM

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Re: Funny Review

You're telling me lol...anyone else know he was a fox?


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#4 Nov 25, 2008 4:10 PM

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Re: Funny Review

Not only is he a fox, he's a mysterious fox.

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#5 Nov 25, 2008 10:45 PM

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Re: Funny Review

Yeahhhh lol....mysterious alright...what have reviews come to these days lol...nah jk...this was the only one I saw that really screwed up.


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#6 Nov 25, 2008 11:01 PM

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Re: Funny Review

The sad thing is he makes some valid points in that mess.


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#7 Nov 26, 2008 10:10 AM

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Re: Funny Review

A mysterious fox named sparx? This guy is really strange.

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#8 Nov 26, 2008 5:47 PM

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Re: Funny Review

TornWings wrote:

The sad thing is he makes some valid points in that mess.

Very true lol...but his first paragraph still ruined it for me lol...now I just see him as someone who never even played a Spyro game and just ran through it for the heck of it...but that's just me..


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#9 Nov 27, 2008 6:27 AM

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Re: Funny Review

it's not that funny....

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#10 Nov 27, 2008 6:29 AM

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Re: Funny Review

Well thanks for pointing out how you feel about it lol...


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#11 Dec 08, 2008 9:28 AM

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Thanks for good laughs %)

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#12 Dec 10, 2008 6:05 AM

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Re: Funny Review

They were trapped in a cyrstal NOT FRIGGIN ICE!


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#13 Dec 10, 2008 5:42 PM

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Re: Funny Review

Taht review is made of fail.


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#14 Dec 10, 2008 5:44 PM

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Re: Funny Review

Yeah I think that sums it up pretty well Rurik lol...


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#15 Dec 10, 2008 9:39 PM

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Re: Funny Review

"While both Spyro and Cynder can somewhat fly,"

Has this person played other Spyro games?

"you must escape your imprisonment "

Imprisonment? from what? The short scenes at the beginning?

"Running, jumping and floating around the screen is fun at times"

AT TIMES? Its fun ALL the time! big_smile


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#16 Dec 12, 2008 6:05 AM

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Re: Funny Review

Oh, wow. What a read.
No clue how he got Sparx mixed up with a fox. That's just ... ridiculous.
I also like the part about Elites. I mean he should've figured it out after a while. Then again, he probably didn't even try.
That review is a hot mess.


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#17 Dec 12, 2008 6:10 AM

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THAT just made my day.

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#18 Dec 12, 2008 6:28 AM

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I'm glad it could lol..because it certainly makes mine almost every time I read it lol...


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#19 Dec 12, 2008 1:55 PM

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lol wot an idiot sparx as a fox i know lets go an e-mail all teh mistakes he made and send him to his boss that will humiliate him smile lolecaping imprisonment form ice nt its a cutscene wot hope does that webiste hav wiv decent reviews in the future


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#20 Dec 12, 2008 3:57 PM

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Haha..you can go ahead and do that if you want lol..I can see him just rereading the thing and then having it dawn on him slowly lol..."Ahhh "beep"...."

At least that shows you just how much he payed attention in the game lol...


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#21 Dec 12, 2008 4:57 PM

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Re: Funny Review

" it becomes difficult to see what you are doing amid the giant balls of yellow explosions, blue stars and green gases."

What yellow explosion and blue stars?

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#22 Dec 13, 2008 3:56 PM

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Re: Funny Review

i dunno perhaps he was taking something and it made his mind go weird lol bt it ihnk he means by blue stars the blue gems and also yellow explosions mabye spyros electic ball attack


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#23 Dec 13, 2008 11:16 PM

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Re: Funny Review

Orrrrr...perhaps he didn't have any clue what he was talking about lol...or perhaps this was his first review....who knows lol...all I know is that what he just said counts for nothing in the mind of a Spyro fan lol...


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#24 Dec 14, 2008 9:53 AM

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Re: Funny Review

yeh that would make sense that it could b is first review or he didnt hav any clue wot he was talking about probaly not paying attention to playing it i dont tihnk


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#25 Dec 14, 2008 5:19 PM

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Re: Funny Review

That would be my best guess....unless he simply got his facts completely mixed up.


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