The adventures of Ignitus and friends(Finished Story)

SavageNymph · May 12, 2009 10:26 PM

I made alot of mess ups on the old one.So,I decide to make a redo of it and decide to continue on making new episodes :3

Episode 1:The door

On a windy day,Terrador was making a door that automatically locks on the outside when you close it.Ignitus came drinking from a juice box.

Ignitus:Terry,whatcha doing?

Terrador:Im making a door that automatically locks on the outside when you close the door.

Ignitus:Really?

Terrador:Yes really

Ignitus:Really

Terrador:Yes,Iggy!

Ignitus:Really?!

Terrador:Yes!!!

Ignitus:Everyone come in this room!!!

The gang went inside. Ignitus pushes Terrador in and he went inside too.Ignitus shuts the door.

Terrador:Iggy!You idiot,you shut the door.

Spyro:Ok,what did the fat red idiot did this time?Do I have to kill him?

Terrador:No,Spyro.He locked us in and we wont get out!!I put a lock on it and it is locked on the outside.

Sparx:Terry,thats the dumbest idea ever!!

Volteer:Im even too smart to do that

Terrador:You know what,Volteer,we should of left you in Dante's Freezer.

Terrador runs to the door and trys to open it

Sparx:Oh great we are going to die in here.

Cyril:WahWahWah

Volteer holds him to make him feel better.

Terrador;Ok,Iggy,you got us into this mess and you are going to solve the problem!!!

He points to the window.

Terrador:Go out the window and get help!

Ignitus jumps out the window.

Spyro:Um......we can get out now.....through the window

Ignitus climbs back up to close the window tight and shut.

Spyro:Forget about it ..........

It begans to snow and our hero's are suffering

They was cold and hungry.Volteer was sleeping.Cynder put salt on his leg and nibbles on it.

Volteer:Cynder!!

Cynder runs away.Terrador trys to eat Sparks.He puts him on a plate and put ketchup on him nad a hot dog bun.Terrador was going to inch him to his mouth but he couldnt eat his friend.

Cyril was going to drink water from a fish bowl

Spyro:You blue child brained idiot.You can die if you drink salt water.

Cyril:Oh really?Than you try...

Spyro:Fine I will!!

Spyro grabs the fish bowl and drinks the water.He ate a fish in there.

Fish:I dont want to die.

Spyro:Woah......I guess this stuff doesn't kill you

Spyro started to go crazy.He looks out a window and Ember was knocking on their door.He points to her.

Spyro:Is that a polar bear dragon vampire monster?

Everyone else looked and screamed like mad.

Cyril:OMG IM GOING TO GET EATEN!!!

Ignitus was at a store to look for tools to open the door.

Ignitus:Oh is that a screw I like screws!!!!I will buys these.

Ignitus couldnt remember why he's in there.

Ignitus:Oh I will go to the mall next.But im forgeting something.Something important.

Memories:Go out the window and go get help....help....help

Ignitus:Soemthing about windows..................ok im bored so I will go to the mall.

Back at the Temple,they were still going crazy.Spyro was going to die from the salt water.

Spyro:Good bye cruel world.........*falls to the floor on his stomach* *Spyro pooped the fish and the fish came out of him*

Fish:Im free!!

Sparx:We have to eat Spyro to survive!!!

Terrador:No dont eat him!He's our friend!

Cynder:Its life!

Volteer:wait!Dont eat him!I created a bomb with a clock.When it explode we will get out

Terrador:Are you crazy?!!Cartoon and game characters cant come back to life after they are dead.That is extremely Ilogical.

Spyro:Tell me about it

Volteer:We can come back to life!!!Mhuahaha

Terrador:Volteer,your going crazy!!!

Volteer:Crazy like I am!!

The bomb was ticking.Ignitus bust through the wall with a jet pack.

Ignitus:Everyone get out!And fast!

Cyril:Where did you get that jet pack?!

Ignitus:Um ebay.Now get on!!!

Everyone hop on Ignitus and flew out with the jet pack.The temple exploded and they were saved. But all this happend because of a locked door...........

SavageNymph · May 12, 2009 10:30 PM

Episode 2:Terrador falls in love(part 1)

The guardians was sitting on couch.Terrador's cell phone rings.

Terradors ringtone:
Drop it like its hot
Drop it like its hot
Drop it like its hot
When the humans try to get at yea burn it like its hot
burn it like its hot
burn it like its hot
And if a dragon gets an attitude(Everyones a dragon in this story).
Pop it like its hot
Pop it like its hot
Pop it like its hot

I got humans chasing me and im a dragon
And I burn all their village cause I got it goin on.

Terrador picks up the phone.

Terrador:Uh...huh.....Uh...huh......Of course you have to cook the chicken.

He puts his phone down.

They was watching My Little Pink Dragon.

TV:

Pink Dragon:Look,Chippy the rat.Its Mister Funny Head.Hi Mister Funny Head.

Mister Funny Head:Hi Pink Dragon.Lets to the funny head dance.Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle.

Pink Dragon:Oh look its Blue dragon.Hi Blue dragon.

Ignitus:How can Cynder watch this stuff?!This stuff makes you want to put a bullet through your head

Cyril:I love this show!

Ignitus:Who need chicks in your life!We are strong men!

Volteer:Yeah!

Cyril:Yeah!

Terrador:Yeah!I dont need a wife in my life.Im going to get the mail outside.

Terrador went outside to get the mail.As he was looking,someone caught his eye.It was a beautiful dragon.She was a furry dragon(a dragon covered with pretty fur) with white and light blue fur.Terrador was watching her tail as she walks past him.He took a picture of it with his phone.He runs inside on the couch.

Ignitus:Terry,what are you looking at?

Volteer:Who's that?!She pretty!!

Terrador:Thats going to be my love!

Ignitus:Are you sure you can match up to that?!

Terrador:Yep!Im strong as earth and proud too.

Ignitus:Terrador,Im going to help you get a girl.

(The next day)

Ignitus:There's one!!

A green dragon walks past.

Ignitus:Now,say the lines that I told you

Terrador:*sweat*......um....your looking hot!!

She walks up to him and sprays pepper spray in his eyes.

Terrador:WHAT DID I DO?!!!!I SAID YOU WAS HOT!!!

Ignitus:Maybe you said it wrong,man!Dont worry I will-......Oops its 4:00pm I got to go.*zoom*

Terrador sits on the ground alone.Volteer walks to him.

Volteer:What happend?

Terrador:I cant find love!!

Volteer:Awww thats sad

Terrador:You know what?!Im going to cry to sleep

Volteer:Awwww thats sad

Terrador:You know what?!I will never love anything!!

Volteer:Awww thats sad

SavageNymph · May 12, 2009 10:35 PM

Episode 3:Cyrils Problem)

Ignitus and Volteer was sitting on a couch.They was watching the the maury show.

Maury:Zoe,he is the father...

Zoe:He cant be!!!*flys back stage*

Ignitus:This stuff is good.I love the maury show.

Volteer:Yep.

Cyril came downstairs with his wet blanky.

Cyril:Volteer...........

Volteer:Yeah

Cyril:I made an accident and I need help with my problem....>.>

Volteer:Awww,dont worry,Cyril,we will help.

Cyril:My parents might help me,but Im to scared to tell them this

Volteer:Dont worry,Cyril,we will help your bed wetting problems!

Ignitus:Sure.We will pretend to be the parents.Volteers the mother and I'm the father.

Volteer:You always have to be the father! >.>

Later on,they finally dress themselves with human clothing.

Ignitus:Son,Do you know what you did?!

Cyril:Father?what did I do?!

Ignitus:Look at your mother*points at Volteer*LOOK HOW FAT YOU MADE YOUR MOTHER!!!

Cyril:I sorry,mom!!!

Volteer:Ok,we are suppose to help Cyril with his problem.This is off topic.

Spyro walks in and looks at them.

Spyro:What the bloody kill?!

They look at him.

Spyro:I say are you playing house or just mess up in the head?!.....you guys are freakin weird!!*walks out*

Cyril:Mummeh.....I got a problem....

Volteer:What problem sweety*trips on a high heel*How do females walk in these things?!!

Ignitus:Whats your problem,son?

Cyril:I wet the bed

Ignitus:Ok,we will help you but not potty train you.

Volteer:We will get the magic genie to help us and you wish your problems away.

Ignitus:Volteer,you cant wish your problems away.

Volteer:Yes we can and I know who had a genie lamp.

They break inside MoneyBags home.Ignitus pulls a gun to his head.

Ignitus:Where is the ***** lamp?!!!!!or I will blast your brains out on the wall!!!

MoneyBags:I dont know where it-

Ignitus smacks him with the gun.

Ignitus:Im not going to ask you anymore****questions!!!!Tell me now!!!

MoneyBags:Ok ok ok!!!!I put it under my bed to give me good luck!!!

Volteer pulls it out.

Volteer:He's telling the truth.Ignitus pulls the gun from MoneyBags head.

Ignitus:You live tonight!I'm watching you!

Volteer and Ignitus jumps out his window.

At the temple,they summon a genie.

Genie:Thank you for freeing me,master.I will grant your every wish.

Cyril:Anything?

Genie:Yes

Cyril:Anything?

Genie:Yes!

Cyril:..........Anything?

Genie:Yes!Yes!Just say your wish!!

Cyril:I wish I didn't wet the bed.

Genie:I will grant that-.........wait you can't wish your problems away.Sorry,but thats not on my contract.*goes back in lamp*

Cyril:I guess I will never stop my problem

Volteer:*hold Cyril*Dont worry.Your still our friend!

Ignitus:*nods*

Cyril:Thank you,guys.Maybe I will stop!

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SavageNymph · May 12, 2009 10:48 PM

Episode 4:Sleepless nights

At Malefor's lair,Malefor was going to do his evil plan.

Malefor:Im going to make Ignitus and the rest never sleep forever!!!

His ApeMinions created a blimp with wakeup powder.

Malefor:Release the blimp!!!!!

ApeMinions:oh ah eh oh ah(But this is a prototype).

Malefor:I dont care if its a prototype!!! I want it released!!

ApeMinions:Oh ah eh oh oh ah eh(You will regret those heartless words).

The Apes released the blimp to the direction of the temple.

At the temple,Cyril was trying to eat Spyro's food.He reach his hand over and Spyro shoot his hand with a laser gun beam.

Cyril:Owwy!!

Spyro:Oh the bloody kill!Get your own dang food!!!

Cyril:I cant!A bully took my food!*Points at Terrador*

Volteer:Awww want me to give you a sandwich?

Cyril:Uh huh*nods**sniff*

Volteer:Here you go*Kisses on forhead*.

Terrador:So you snitched on me,PUNK!!!*holding his fist as Cyril*

Cyril jumps out of his seat.

A blimp come over their temple and wakeup powder came out.

Ignitus:Hey,guys,do you feel weird?!

The gang:No....

Terrador:Something smell like powder

Late at night,Everyone was awake.

Ignitus:Why can't I sleep?Terrador,are you okay?

Terrador:Why are you asking me?!!!!..sorry Im getting cranky

Cyril and Volteer step away from him.Cynder lays on Spyro.

Spyro:What the bloody kill?!!Why is your discusting head on me.Get off me or I will stab a knife in your brain!

Sparx:Calm down,Spyro.

Cynder:Yeah!We're just tired!

Spyro:Well....I'm cranky and im going to pull my laser gun on you!!!!*zap**zap*

Cynder and Sparx run for their lives.

5:00AM in the morning.Everyone was cranky and tired.

Cyril:I can't sleep

Volteer:WAH WAH WAH THATS ALL YOU DO IS CRY!!!!!

Cyril:Well,I'm not no yellow doodoo head

Volteer:What?!!Im not a doodoo head

Cyril:Yes you are!!!

Spyro pulls out a sniper and a red dot was in the center of Volteers head.

Spyro:If you keep getting louder,I have no choose but to pull the trigger.Then you guys will be Resting In Peace.

Ignitus pulls the sniper out his hand.

Ignitus:Spyro dont use this gun!All we are trying to do is to figure out this problem of why we can't sleep.

Spyro:Blast you and your tallness.Curse everything!!!*Walks away*

12:00pm They was still awake.

Ignitus:Why us why?!

Cyril:I dont know why!

Volteer:maybe its Malefor's doing?

Ignitus:Nah!It was Zoe!Its all her fault and her pixie dust!

Volteer:No no!

9:00am things got ugly....

Spyro:OH THE BLOODY KILL!!!I WANT TO SLEEP!!!

Cyril,Sparx and Cynder was sitting down on the couch.Terrador came.

Terrador:Hey guys....

Sparx:WTF MAN!!!

Cynder:Whats with your face?!!

Cyril:What the.......Terry,your ugly.

Terrador didn't get his sleep.Crust was in his eyes.His skin turned bumpy and his nose was snotty and drool was hanging out his mouth.

Terrador:No!!Im still beautiful!!!

Cyril puts a paper brown bag on his head.

Terrador:Ok,maybe its this powder that keeps coming in.

Spyro:You guys are soooo slow!You didn't even reconize that*walks away*

Ignitus went to go outside.See saw powder coming from the sky.It was a blimp that was over the temple.The rest came outside.

Sparx:A blimp was making us stay awake?!!

Volteer:No!The powder from the blimp!

Sparx:Dude,I just said that.

Volteer:No,you said it was the blimp!

Sparx:But its still the same thing!

Volteer:Well,I made more sense!

Spyro:Would you too stop fighting!*Sigh*Be right back.Im going to get my rocket launcher to shoot that thing down!

Malefor was in the blimp.

Malefor:Those idiots will never sleep till death!

ApeMinion:ah oh ah eh ah eh(The spotted us)

Malefor:No!They didnt see us!I know that they dont!

ApeMinion:AH EH OH AH OH(BUT THAT PURPLE DRAGON HAS A ROCKET LAUCHER AND THE ROCKET IS COMING AT US!!!!)

Malefor:What rocket?!!!*BOOOM*

It was raining apes and dying apes.Malefor escapes on his mini plane.

Malefor:I will return!!!

Spyro shoots another rocket and it hits him.Everyone looks at Spyro.

Spyro:Return mah tail!

SavageNymph · May 12, 2009 10:59 PM

Episode 5:Lost but found

At the temple,Spyro,Sparx and Cynder was sitting on the couch and watched Human Slayers.Cyril came in.

Cyril:Spyro,Stop burning my doll collection with your flame thrower.

Spyro:I dont know what kind of guardian are you with your frozen butt!

Ignitus bust through the wall with a boat.

Spyro:WTF?!!!

Ignitus:Hey,dudes jump in the boat.

The guardians jumped in.Ignitus drives out of the wall and in a street.

Spyro:Dang it!!I knew I should of put explosives in his boat.

Cynder:So what are we going to do?

Spyro:Ok,since the guardians are not here,I will use different weapons to attack you with and starting with this stun gun!!

Sparx:SPYRO!!!DONT!!!

Cynder and Sparx run for their lives.Spyro pulls out a calibur gun.The guardians was going to the beach.Ignitus had britney spears song called Toxic on his radio.The boat had wheels under it.

Terrador:We are going to the beach,right?

Ignitus:Yep and see chicks!

Cyril:Like baby chicks!? smile

Terrador:No....girls,Cyril,girls wink

Ignitus:Not only that we will go in the water
Volteer:You didnt say anything about going in the water

Ignitus: omg,Volteer,your so slow!We have a boat!

Ignitus gets attacked by Jedi Squirrels

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Ignitus:GET THE SQUIRRELS OFF ME!!!!ITS LIGHT SABER IS STINGING MY EYE!!!!

Ignitus loose control of the boat and it swirls on the beach.Other dragons was getting hit.

Cyril:OMG!you hit Ember!!!

The boat fell in the water and the wheels was pulling it down in the water.The guardians couldnt swim and was drowning.A few hours later,Ignitus opens his eyes.He was floating in the ocean.He lifts up his long red neck up and see an island.

Ignitus:I have to find the rest of the guardians

Ignitus swims to the shore and see Terrador.Ignitus runs to him.

Ignitus:Terrador wake up.Wake,Terry.Terry,dont make me slap you.(slaps terrador)wake up!!!

Terrador:Ignitus,Im awake!(gets slapped)

Ignitus:Wake up!(slaps terrador harder)

Terrador:Im awake!!!

Ignitus:(slaps terrador extremelly hard)Why the f*** you won'y wake up!!!

Terrador slaps him back.

Ignitus:OWW!!!........:| You are awake!!!YAY!!!

Terrador:So,wheres Cyril?

Ignitus:I dont know!Im trying to look for him....

Cyril:Hi guys

Terrador and Ignitus:Cyril?!!

Cyril:Iggy and Terry!!

Ignitus:Ok,all we need to find is Volteer

The 3 guardians enter into the amazon jungle and faced many things.They saw monkeys,Bears and monkey riding Bears.As they explore deeper,they saw a tribe of native dragons.Volteer was with them too.

Ignitus:Volteer!I miss you,Buddy!

Terrador:Come on!We have to find a way off this island!

Volteer:No way!Im staying!Its like paradise!

Ignitus:Why do you want to stay?Theres no beer,No snacks,No Tv,No women!*Female native dragons walk past them*I will take that back <.<

Volteer:Its fun here!Theres food and we don't have to pay for it,Nature is everywhere,and we get away from Spyro and the rest.

Ignitus:Okay,Volteer,I really ignored the nature stuff you was talking about,but why say free food if we steal from stores all the time?

Cyril:There's pretty butterflies!*a giant butterfly came and snatched Cyril away*AHHHH!!!

At the temple,Spyro was hiding behind the couch with a army hat on.Cynder grabs a grenade and throws it at Spyro.Spyro jump out the way and the grenade exploded.He pulls out a cannon and shoot a cannon ball.Cynder and Sparx moved and hid under a table.The phone rings and Spyro grabs it."Hello........Chronicler?!....uh huh uh uhuh.What?!!!They are trapped on an island.I know not to question you because you know everything!Yeah Yeah whatever!!".*Turns off phone."Hey guys!The red idiot,the green fathead,yellow nerd and the blue biggest cry baby are stuck on an island!".

Cynder:How are we going to get to an island?

Sparx:Do you have that plane you been keeping a secret from the FBI because they was searching for that plane for nucleor war and cause the whole earth in destruction and thats how the earth stood still...............

Spyro:Um.....Duh!!!Now lets go save those repulsive retards

Volteer:This is all your fault,Iggy!

Ignitus:Volteer,the squirrels had light sabers......they had light sabers!!

GUARDIANS STUCK ON AN ISLAND

Terrador:Wha?!!No toilet paper?!!

Volteer:We dont have toilet paper!

Volteer:OMG!!!A huge ***** bug is attack me!!!

Ignitus:Dont worry!Lets just use a leaf!!

Terrador:Eww!!! A filthy nasty gross germ written leaf!Just a leaf?!!!

Volteer:Dont *phew*worry im ok!!.....Ah the giant bug is attacking me!!!

Ignitus:Terrador!Your earth.A filthy leaf wont infect you!!

Terrador:No!!!Im not going wipe my butt with a leaf!!Im not going end up like Cyril.He was capture buy a dragon eating butterfly!!!

Cyril:AHHHHHH!!!!!HELP ME!!!!!SHE'S EATING MY LEGS!!!!..Hehehe ya know,shes tickling me!Weee!

A plane comes to their island.

Ignitus:A plane?!!!

Spyro,Cynder and Sparx come out of the plane.

Spyro:Ok...you idiots,go in the plane.

They jump inside.The native dragons chase them.

Spyro:Oh no!!They are trying to attack us!!

Cyril came with his giant butterfly

Cyril:Sick'em girl!!!

Butterfly:Grrraaaaaaah!!!!*Eat the native dragons*.

The plane fly into the sunset and also Cyril has a pet butterfly.Everthing was restored to normal.

Spyro:Wait!We forgot Cynder!

Cynder was a god of their island!

SavageNymph · May 12, 2009 11:06 PM

Episode 6:A mess up of a christmas

On a snowy day,Cyril was making snow Iggys.

Cyril:Dont worry,Snow Iggy!Once I put this balck hat on you,you will come alive like frosty the snow dragon!!!*Gets hit by a snowball*

Terrador:Hah!!!I got you!!!

Cyril:*About to cry*Volteer,Terrador is being a fathead!!WahWahWah!

Terrador:Oh your going to cry!This is rich!Volteer is shopping for food!He's not here to help!*Throw snowballs at Cyril*

Ignitus:Terry,stop being a bully like all the time to Cyril!Cyril is our homie!

Terrador:Yeah....your right but I'm bored!I need to feed on someones pain!

Ignitus:You know what will make you happy?!

Terrador:Opening the present?!Pleeeez!

Ignitus:No!Drinking hot chocolate!

Cyril:Yayz!

The guardians went inside to drink hot chocolate on the couch.Spyro came inside with a dog sweater,a glowing red nose and toy antlers.

Spyro:Who do you think I am?!You think I'm some kind of toy or some animal!?You will die a painful and slow death!*walks away*

Terrador:Can we open the presents?!!!

Ignitus:No!Terry,you have to wait till Volteer gets here!

The doorbell rings.

Terrador:I'll get it.*Opens door*.

Dragon:Can you give me a little bit of food,sir?

Terrador:Heck to the no!!!*slams the door and sits back on the couch*

Ignitus:Did you give that poor little dragon some food or money?

Terrador:No!Im not going to let some poor people ruin my holiday!

Cyril:But,Terry,its christimas! sad

Terrador:Christmas my butt! <_<

Dragon:Please,sir,can you give me a little food?

Terrador:What the....O_O how the.....how the heck you got in here?!*Kicks him out the window*Now can I open my presents?!

Ignitus:NO!Terry,dont be a fathead!*slams the door on Terradors face*

Terrador walks in the halls sad until he tips on something.He turns around to look.

Dragon:Can you give me a little bit of food,sir?

Terrador:*Grabs the young dragon*Hell no!Hell no!Hell no!*Throws him in the basement*

Ignitus walks to Terrador.

Ignitus:Whats going on?!

Terrador:um....um.....uh nothing!Now can I open my presents!?!

Ignitus:Hmmm......<_<

Terrador:Pleeeeeezys 83

Ignitus:Well.....ok*sigh*Just dont use your saw to open them!

Terrador:Yay!*runs downstairs*Now I get to open the presents!

Ignitus:Terry,come up here!!

Terrador:What?!Ah dang it all!!!! >_<*Walks to Ignitus*

Ignitus:Terrador!!You lock a young dragon in the basement!!

Terrador:You let him out?!O_O Wait the presents!

Everyone runs downstair and the presents were gone.The little dragon took them and left the door wide open.

Terrador:*sniff*m...my..my...PRESENTS!!!!!!*Cries*

Volteer came inside.

Volteer:What the in the Hello happend here?!!!What happend to all the presents!!!*Gets hugged by Cyril*

Cyril:Volteer came back! :3

Ignitus:Well,Terry,this teaches you a lesson about giving instead greed and you never diserved those presents!

Terrador: *bleep* you <_<

SavageNymph · May 12, 2009 11:15 PM

Episode 7:Terrador falls in love(part 2)

Volteer:I will help you,Terry!

Terrador:Really?

Volteer:Yep!We are like a pack full of applejacks!So who is the girl you are in love with?

Terrador:*Points*Her!

Volteer:Woah!!Her?!!She's hot!!

The white and light blue fur dragon pass him and look back at him with her crystal blue eyes.
Terrador sweats in fear.

Terrador:Um....um..hi!

The dragon winks at him.Volteer hides behind a bush and gives him the answers.

Volteer:Ask hows your day!

Terrador:Why should I ask her that,Volteer?!

Volteer:Just freaking say it!

Terrador:Um..hows your day?

Dragon:Its great!And yours?

Terrador:Im doing fine!Whats your name?

Dragon:My name is Luminess and you look like a powerful dragon!

Terrador:The names Terrador but my friends call me Terry for short!*sweats*Hehehe

Volteer:Now..say your very beautiful...want to go on a date?

Terrador:Your very beautiful...want to go test your weight?

Luminess:Wha?O_O

Terrador:No wait thats not right!Your very beautiful...your fur is extremly fake!

Luminess:What?!

Terrador:I want you to have a quick fate!

Luminess:WHAT?!! O_O

Terrador:Your chicken is baked!

Luminess:TERRADOR!!!!

Terrador:Sorry..I mean go on a date?

Luminess:Oh...Terry,I'll love too!*kisses*

Later that evening,they had a date in the temple.The temple turns into a free resturant.

Terrador:*cough*um...your having fun?!

Luminess:Oh yes,terry.Your my boyfriend for life.

Ignitus,Cyril and Volteer ran in with kiss marks and scratches all over them.

Ignitus:Lock the door!Lock the door!!!

Volteer slams the door shut.He lean on it so the people wont get through.

Sparx:What happend this time?

Cyril:Fans!!*Breaths hard*They took my teddybear!!

Terrador:Um...oooooookO_O

Luminess:Aw this is romantic,Terry!

Terrador:Um thank you!Spyro,make the food!

Spyro:Ok but I dont know why you bring that fat cow in here!*Walks in the kitchen*

Luminess:Oh thats so sweet of your little grandson!

Terrador:*Spits out juice*Grandson?!!...um...I mean yeah!

Spyro came inside with the food and put them on the table.He walks away with a sinister grin.
Luminess eats her food and spits it out.She throws it in Terrador's face.

Luminess:Terrador!!!Yor trying to poison me!Theres rat poisoning and toe nail clipping in my food.

Volteer:Those are my toe nail clippings

Luminess walks out the door and walks in the street.Terrador runs to her.

Terrador:Luminess,don't break up with me please!

Luminess:Oh we are never together after that just happend!!If you die you can rot and burn in the firery pits of-*Gets hit by a bus*.

Terrador cries on that night.The rest of the Spyro gang came to make him feel better.The next morning,everything was back to normal.The guardians was sitting on a couch watching tv.

Terrador:I wonder what happend to,Luminess.Did she died or is injured of in a vegetative state.*Sigh*

Cyril:They say her head went all away around!

Terrador:So she's dead?

Cyril:No...no...She was screaming after that!

Terrador:Who was?

Cyril:Luminess

Ignitus:Who's that?!

Terrador:I dont know..........Who's Luminess again?

Cyril:Ya know,I don'y know either O_e

SavageNymph · May 12, 2009 11:21 PM

Episode 8:Ignitus is pregnant

On a good morning,the gang took Volteer to the doctor..They was in a waiting room.

Terrador:Oh great!Do you know how much we have to pay for the medical bill?!!!

Ignitus:Dont worry!*Whispers to Terrador*Cynder swallowed 8 million dollars.So we will cut her open!

Cynder looks at them and gulps.Cyril was playing with the blocks in the kid section.The nurse came out.

Nurse:Im so sorry,Ignitus but your friend didnt make it.

Ignitus:NOOOOOO!!!!!!IT CANT BE!!!!!!VOLTEER!!!!!

Nurse:Volteer?!Oh I was talking about Ripto!Volteer is ok!

The gang ran into Volteers room.Volteer was in a full cast in a wheel chair.Cyril hugs him and gives him a present.Ignitus looks at two pills on Volteers table.

Ignitus:>.>Ooh Tic Tacs!!*Eats them*

Cyril:Volteer,I know you cant talk with a full body cast covering your mouth but want me to push you in your wheel chair?

Volteer:Hmm Mmmmm Hmmmm

Cyril:Ok *Pushes him out*.

Later at the Dragon Temple.The gang sits on a couch and Ignitus runs to them with weird news.

Ignitus:Guys!I think my belly is getting a little big!I didnt eat anything!!

Terrador:Its all in your head.

Spyro:Its must be those bombs I placed inside your nerves system.Bye Bye Ignitus!

Cyril:You must of have a tummy ache!

Sparx:Um a stomach tumor?

Cynder:You ate Ember?!

Volteer:Hmmm Hmmm!

Ignitus:Nah..I think it is a belly ache!So im going to gets some rest!Good night!

The next morning,Ignitus opens his eyes to a good day.He rubs his stomach to see if the pain went down in his stomach but his stomach grew larger.Ignitus rubs it again to check and looks up.He was pregnant.Ignitus screams.The rest of the gang came inside to see whats up.

Ignitus:Guys!!!Im pregnant!!!

Cyril:Awwww I always want a baby Ignitus!X3

Spyro:Oh this is more worse than that nucleor bomb destroyed Avalar>.>

Terrador:Ok..Ignitus dont panic ok?!

Ignitus:Terrador,how did I get pregnant?!!...wait I did ate something!I ate tic tacs in Volteers hospital room!

Terrador:Ignitus,Tic tacs cant get you.........Wait!wha?O_O........you ate pregnacy pills,Ignitus!!!

Ignitus:OMG!!!DUH DUH DUH.............Cyril,Stop rubbing on my stomach!

Later on,Ignitus was going for a check up at the doctor while Terrador and Cyril was with Volteer at the temple.

Cyril:Its been a day and Volteer is not recovering!

Terrador:Your right!!If he cant walk.....we will have to put him out of his misery!

Volteer:Hmmm!!!O_O(Oh great!!! why did Ignitus leave me with these idiots!!!There going to kill me!!!)

Terrador and Cyril went upstairs and was next to the steps.

Cyril:If we want to get Volteer to the ocean we have to Push him down the steps

Terrador:But he would die this way quicker!

Cyril:Ok!I agree with you,Terry!Bye Volteer this is the best for you!

Terrador and Cyril pushed Volteer down the steps and Volteer flew out his wheel chair.He was tumbleling down the steps and survived it.Ignitus was at the doctors.

Doctor:Ok so you took some pill and it will double the rate on how fast your baby will grow!

Ignitus:So...what day is that?

Doctor:You have 3 hours till your baby is going be born and thats today!

Ignitus:Can I call my friends to visit me?

Doctor:Yes you can.

Terrador and Cyril was pushing Volteer on the dock.They was near an ocean.

Cyril:Well,Volteer,hope you enjoy heaven!!

Volteer:(Cyril!!!Dont do it!!!!I have so much of a life ahead of me!!!!)

Terrador:Now push!

Terrador and Cyril pushed Volteer in the water and he sank to the bottom.Terradors cell phone ringed.
It was Ignitus.

Terrador:Hello?Uh...Huh...Cyril,we have to go to the hospital quick!Ignitus is giving birth soon!

At the hospital,Ignitus was in a chair.

Terrador:So,Ignitus,when you have the child,tell me how pregnacy feels.

Ignitus:Dont worry!I bet it wont be that bad....I dont know why these women complain that-

(Few minutes later)

Ignitus:*Breaths hard*OMG!!!IT HURTS!!!IT HURTS!!!

Doctor:Now,Miss Ignitus,push!

Ignitus:Im a guy!!!!AHHHHHH!!!!

Doctor:Congratulations,Ignitus.Its a-

Everyone: OH MY GOSH!!!

The baby had Chroniclers head.

Cyril:.........Baby!X3

Spyro:Ugh!!What is that mess?!!*pulls out laser gun*Im going to destroy that abomonation!!!*Shoots the baby and it turns into dust*.

Cyril:O_O........

Spyro:Ugh!How discusting!!

Ignitus:O_O.....so um wheres Volteer!

Cyril:OMG!Volteer!!

Later on,the friends went to the dock and saw Volteers cast body floating on the water.The wheel chair was dragging him down and he lets go of it to float to the surface.Cyril picks him up out of the water.

Cyril:Volteer!!I miss you so much!

A few months after Ignitus was pregnant,Volteer recovers from his wounds.Cyril and Terrador was in the living.Volteer walks in with an angry look.

Cyril:Hi,Volteer!!

Volteer:......*Glares*You tried to kill me!!

Cyril:um....um..Terrador planned it all!He force me to kill you!!

Volteer:*grabs his gun and prepares to pull the trigger*

SavageNymph · May 12, 2009 11:32 PM

Episode 9:Dragons for pets!

In the Temple,Spyro was make a nucleor missle that will destroy the easter bunny.

Spyro:Think your cuter than me,easter bunneh?Huh?Easter Bunneh?Theres only one adorable icon and thats me Spyro the Dragon!

Cyril and Terrador came downstairs with in their easter costumes.Volteer and Ignitus ran inside and locked the door.They had scratches on them.

Ignitus:Never go out there!

Cynder:Why?

Volteer:They*Breaths*are having a special thing going on for the humans on easter and that they can have dragons for pets!

Cyril:Dont worry!Im in my bunny suit!So they won't know the difference between a dragon and a fluffy cute rabbit!

Terrador:Yeah!I can hide all the eggs and even the chocolate ones.If you know what I mean chocolate <.<

Cyril:No,I dont.Lets go outside*Hops away*

A dragon hunter was outside looking dragons.He was searching around the temple.Cyril hops near by him.

Dragon Hunter:Oh great!Now where did that red and yellow dragon ran off to?!Oh,Hi cute big O_O Bunny?Hmmm So mething seems very weird about you bunny >.>....You look a little doofy for a bunny.........hmmm whatever.Im searching for dragons not bunny rabbits.

Terrador:That stupid human didn't notice the difference!Cyril,your a frikin genius!!*Hugs Cyril*

Cyril:I know!Thanks,Terry!

Ignitus comes outside but didn't have his easter suit on.The hunter snatches him in his net.

Dragon Hunter:At last!I got the red one!Oh my little rich daughter will love you!*Runs away*

Cyril:Hey,are we going to save him?

Volteer:Nah,Ignitus always gets out of his silly problems <.<Like last time we visit Malefor and throw a stink bomb in his lair.

Ignitus wakes up in a very different place.He look around and notice that he's not in the temple.A little creepy girl smiles at him.

Ignitus:Ahhhh!!!Who are you?!!Where am I?!!What is going on?!!

Little Girl:Im Deelala and your going to be my pet forever!Your name is now Little Red Sunshine!

Ignitus:Little Red Wha?!O_OMy name is Ignitus and I'm going back home!

Deelala:No!!!*Hits him with a whip*Your Little Red Sunshine and this is your home now!!!!GOT IT?!!!

Ignitus:NO*Sniff*Im Ignitus!!!*Sniff*Im going to the temple!!!

Deelala:*Whips Ignitus 3 times*NO!!!NO!!NO!!!NO!!Your staying here or die like my other pets!!!

Ignitus: Ok!!Ok!!*Sniff*Im Little Red Sunshine and this is my home now!I love you,Deelala!*cries hard*

Deelala puts make up on him and a wizard hat.She put stickers on Ignitus and have tea time with him.She rides him like a horse and he was forced to clean her room.Later on,Ignitus was walking in the halls and heared cries coming from the basement.He walks to the door and opens it slowly.He takes one step on the wooden stairs and break the stairs.He saw other dragons in there.They was starved,Filthy and was just neglected.

Dragon:Go!Leave this place!!

Dragon:Run!Save yourself!!

Ignitus:Omg!!!Im not going to leave you down here!You still have a chance!!Come on lets get out!!
*Try to help the dragons out*.

Spyro was working on the nucleor missle in his room.

Spyro:At last!I have completed the Easter Bunninator!Now all I need is to search for is the eater bunny.*saw Terrador and Cyril in their easter bunny suits*Now!!!I will fire the missle.Bunny heat seeker!

Terrador and Cyril was going to save Ignitus.

Terrador:How far is that mansion?

Cyril:I dont know but I know the dragon hunter took him there!:3

Terraodr: O_O......um Cyril!!

Cyril:Yeah?Terry,are you ok?

Terrador:Run for your life!!!

Terrador and Cyril runs from the missle.At the mansion,Ignitus got all the Dragons outside.They were happy to see day light again.

Dragon:Outdoors!!!Thank you,red dragon!

Ignitus:Your welcome!

Deelala:WHY ARE YOU LEAVING ME???!!!!DADDY GIVES ME ANYTHING I WANT AND I WILL HAVE IT FOREVER!!!!

The dragons runaway and so as Ignitus.Terrador and Cyril ran to Deelala and put the easter bunny suits on her.They run like heck.The missle was heading towards Deelala.

Deelala:AHHHH!!!*BOOM!!!*

The mansion was destroyed and Ignitus was saved by Terrador and Cyril.They walked a long journey back to the temple.The next day,they was sitting on a couch.

Ignitus:Past the easter eggs!

Cyril:Here you go Iggy and Volteer!

Volteer:This is good!Mmmm!!

Spyro came inside the living room and takes one.He eats it.

Spyro:Mmmmm!!I had a chocolate one!

Terrador:Oops!!..WhenI was in the easter bunny costume,I hide easter eggs but that one I made myself.........if you know what I mean! XD

Spyro:......O_O.....*spits it out*

SavageNymph · May 12, 2009 11:39 PM

Episode 10:Ignitus goes on a diet!

Ignitus was on the couch and was fatter than a cow.Volteer came in the living room and saw him.Spyro came too.

Volteer:OMG!Ignitus,what happend to your body?!Your obese!

Ignitus:*Gasp*Im not obese,Volteer.Its muscle!!!

Spyro:Ok lets see...oh your eating KFC's chicken oh um...a couch full of French Fries.......woah!!A pillow case full of Chips and Nacho cheese....Hmmm oh my you had a box of AppleJacks stuck to your butt!XD

Volteer:All of those are un healthy food,Iggy!

Ignitus:Volteer,Im heathy look I can walk.*Rolls on the floor*............um I cant get up! Terry,bring in the skate board to zoom me around the house!

Terrador:Ok,Iggy!!*Comes in with a skate board and pushed Ignitus inside.Ride him outside* Iggy!Im going to take you to a place where you will excercise.

Terrador turns around at the skate board and see that Ignitus is missing but trails of has fatty sweat was left.Ignitus bust through the temple door and ran to Volteer.

Ignitus:Volteer!I have to find a way of losing weight without exercising!Terry is going to make me do that!

Volteer:Eating vegetables!That will help! big_smile

Ignitus:I wont do it!

Volteer:It includes eating,Iggy

Ignitus:Ok!I will eat it!

Later on,Ignitus was in a chair with a plate of lettuce,Tomatos,carrots and peas infront of him.Volteer watches him eat.

Ignitus:....*Looks at food and looks at Volteer*

Volteer:Come on,Iggy!Eat your vegetables!

Ignitus:Im not eating this stuff!Its look gross!

Volteer:Iggy!Eat it now or I will have to spoon feed you!*grabs Ignitus's mouth open and grabs a spoon full of vegetables*

Ignitus slaps the spoon out of his hand.

Volteer:Fine!!Your going to eat the vegetables that is dirt and grow into food!

Ignitus:*Eats it*Eww it taste like Dookey!!

Volteer:Your suppose to put water on it and it will turn into food!And it taste very good!!

Ignitus:No!It taste like buttchickamucka!!!

Ignitus kicks him off and runs out the window.Ignitus tries to fly but his weight in making it hard to flie.He spins out of control and hits Red's house.Red was sleeping in his bed room and part of his house was bust open by Ignitus.Red's bed room fell apart and he falls to the lower floor.

Red:Im serious.I need to stop being neighbors with Ignitus >_>

Ignitus crashed into Embers window.Ember rolls him over to see his face.

Ember:OMG!Ignitus why are you so balloon like?!You look like a big red balloon!

Ignitus:Im trying to loose weight and I dont look like a balloon!!

Ember:....Hmmmm...you whats the best way?!Throwing up in the toilets!Its the quickest way!

Later on,Ignitus and Ember went to have throw up party in the bathroom and celebrate by throwing up to loose weight.In Spyro's room,Spyro was creating a fitness ray to turn Ignitus back to normal.

Spyro:This will turn that depressing sack of red blubber back to normal!

Terrador:Ok,where is that red bowling ball?!Im going to take him to exercise!!He ran off on me!!

Volteer:You mean Reddy mc Fat Fat?!

Cyril:Yes,he means Walking Tomatoe!

Ignitus came inside with a new look.Terrador looks at him and hops into Volteers arms.

Terrador:WTF FTW?!Iggy!!What happend to you?!!!

CYril:He looks like those sticks figures I draw in my diary!(Peter laugh)

Volteer:Ignitus!You can die if you do this to yourself!Your body is way to the max skinny and your head is normal(Try to picture it,viewers XD)

Terrador:Its time to make an interview,Iggy.........

Ignitus:(in an interview)...Hello,people!Im Iggy and im very smart!

Spyro:Thats a hellish lie!

Ignitus:Spyro,what are you doing here?!...and "hellish" is not a real word!

Spyro:Eat Fitness ray,stick man!!!

Spyro use the ray on him,but he put it on high instead of low.Hunter comes in(Random time).

Hunter:Your going to destroy the whole universe!!!

Spyro:No I wont!!!

Ignitus was about explode and destroys the whole universe!!!

Chronicler:And thats how it happend my friends!On the next Twilight Zone*Mysterious Music*

SavageNymph · May 12, 2009 11:42 PM

Episode 11:Spyro random moments(Free will episode).

Terrador:Hi everybody*BOOM*Im alive again and im going to die again!

Cyril:Wah?!!*BOOM*Im alive again to and is going to die again and I came back life!

(Beeeeeeep)

Ignitus:Trie my new hamburger!Its good and discusting!

Volteer:No thanks!I dont like good and discusting hambugers!It gives me thunder gas!

Ignitus:Trie it!!Please or you will die and come back to life!

Volteer:No thanks!I rather die and come back to-

Ignitus:Trie it!or die and die and never come back to life to enjoy the world!

Volteer:...ok!!*Eats it*Mmmmm........was in this stuff?

Ignitus:Sugar,lemons,berries,and your gonna die!

Volteer:.......O_O Eh?!*BOOM*

Volteer died but his legend lived on as a electric guardian.Spyro was happy have a good and discusting hambuger and Terrador became a doctor.A doctor help people eat burgers again.Sparx is now a dancer at the disco's to dance with those butterflies.Cynder married Ignitus and they both had 84 kids.Volteer came back to life a few years later and everything back to normal.

(Beeeeeep)

Terrador:Im not pregnant!Who is the father!

Cyril:Im the father,Terrador!I love you with my heart!

Volteer:No im the father of his kid!

Spyro:No!I am the father and I will proof it by violence*Pulls out sniper*

Ignitus:All of you are liars!I am his true husband.Right Terrador?!Tell the truth

Terrador:*Sniff*He is the father,Maury.I lied about not having a baby too!

Maury:You are the father!It said it on the lie detecter.You was lying that you wasn't pregnant with his child.

(Beeeeeeeeeeep)

Spyro:(says 13 times) Volteer!

Volteer:WHAT?!!!!

Spyro:.......hi!*runs away*

(Beeeeep)

Hunter:Ok,im going to hunt a deer!Using my bow and arrow!Oh,there go's one!*Shoots*

Elora:Ahhh!!!!

Hunter:Oh...um........um I think I killed Elora!!!

Spyro:Hunter!what-

Hunter:Spyro,um would you hold this bow and arrow and tell other people you killed Elora so I wont go to jail?

Spyro:.......yes!

Hunter runs away!

(Beeeeeeeep)

Ignitus:Its peanut

Volteer:Butter!

Cyril:Jelly!

(Beeeeeeeep)

SavageNymph · May 13, 2009 12:06 AM

Episode 12:Cyril's psycho teddy bear

On a hot day in the Dragon Temple,Terrador walks in Cyrils room to see why Cyril been in there all day.Terrador see Cyril talking to something and listens.He hides in a corner.

Cyril:I know that,mr.YumYums.Your smart and you know everything!Whats that?You like cookies?I like cookies too!Terradors Behind a lamp?Terry,come out.Your not fooling anyone

Terrador:Who are you talking to?!Are you going crazy?!

Cyril:No!!Leave me alone,bully!Im talking to my teddy bear.....He's wiseO_O

Terrador:Cyril how can a toy talk?It has no heart,no brain,no other organs to keep it alive but just stuffing!*Grabs teddy bear out of Cyrils hands*This is fake.It cant talk back!!

Cyril:Give it back!Volteer,Terry is picking on me again!

Terrador:Cyril,its time to face reality!This is not real!It was made from people.Not magical pixie dust that is really ketchup that you use to bring your toys to life!*Rips the teddy bear*

Cyril:Volteer!!!*push Terrador to the ground*Meanie!!

Volteer:What is going on here?!Terry,are you bothering him again?!

Terrador:Great!Your taking sides for the big blue baby?!!*walks out*

Volteer: Oh dear!He did something to you?!*Looks at teddy bear*He injured your friend?

Cyril:He almost killed mr.YumYums

Volteer:Dont worry!A little surgery will help the little guy! *walks way with teddy bear*

Cyril was on the couch waiting for his teddy bear.Volteer came out with a brand new teddy bear.He gives it to Cyril.

Cyril:Thanks,Volteer!Your the smartest and the best!!Come,mr.YumYums!

Later at night,Cyril was sleeping with his teddy bear.The teddy bear dissapeared from his arms and walks in the halls.Cyril heard a scream few mnutes later.Cyril jumps out of his sleeping and looks around.Mr.YumYums was gone.Cyril walks in the halls calling mr.YumYums name.Cyril went in Terradors room and blood was everwhere.

Cyril:Ahh!!!Is Terry alright?!!*Runs to Terrador*Terry?*Pokes*Terry,are you alright?*Pokes eyeball*You must be sleeping.There you are,Mr.YumYums!Wait a minute,you have a blood stain on your fur and a knife in in your pocket.Do you want cookie?Lets go and eat some!

When morning came,Cyril was with Mr.YumYums.They was both walking in a hall till a group of people and police was outside.Cyril came outside and Volteer runs to him.

Volteer:Oh,Cyril!Terrador was murdered.

Cyril:*gasp*How did he died?!!

Volteer:I dont know but something killed him because a knife dropped in hall and blood was everywhere.Im so sorry!

Cyril:Did they find the killer?!

Volteer:No,but Spyro has been taken in for some answers!

Spyro:The bloody kill?!!I didnt murder that green slobbish sack of weight!!*Thrown into the police car*Im innocent I say!!Im Spyro the Dragon!!*Car drives away*

Volteer:He might go to Juvy....just to be sure!

Later on,Cyril was talking to mr.YumYums in the room.

Cyril:Its sad that Terry died,Mr.YumYums*Sniff*Even if he was a bully to me,I loved him like family!
What do you mean Terry diserved it.He was bullying me though...through out the series.You maybe right!Volteer is the smartest,Mr.YumYums.He's the best of everything.Im going to get both of us some ketchup and pie.

Mr.YumYums eyes glow red in anger.Cyril puts ketchup on the pies to make them magical and puts sprinkles on them.Cyril hear a scream and drops the pies.Cyril ran into Volteer's room.He was covered in blood.

Cyril:Volteer!!!What happend to you?

Volteer:Cyril*Cough*.....I couldn't stop the serial killer!

Cyril:He kills cereal?(grabs a bowl and eats it)

Volteer:No!He...got me!

Cyril:No!!Volteer!!Dont die like this now!!Who was it?!!

Volteer:It was...It was....It was...........I'm dead.

Cyril:No!Why?!!!Volteer,I...I cant let you die like this.I always wanted to tell you this but..I..I.switched your car insurance to geico! *Looks at mr.YumYums*There you are mr.YumYums.Do you know the killer?.......Looking right infront of him?Your funny Mr.YumYums!

The next morning,news spread out of Cynder and Sparx died.Cyril saw three police at their door.

Hunter:We have no clues of the serial killer,but all we found was a button from a teddy bear or some toy!

Elora:Spyro has gone manic!He thinks he didnt kill him but we are suspicious of him!

Spyro:Dam it all!!Curse all of you!!!Bloody Kill!!!

Police:Hold him down!!!Hold him down!!!

Elora:We have no choice but to put him down!Im sorry.Iggy,have you seen the killer.?

Ignitus:Not really.

Flame:Give us any clues that you saw him,okay?

Ignitus shuts the door was singing in the hallways.

Ignitus:Who wear short shorts I wear short shorts!*Hear Cyril talking to someone*

Ignitus walks by Cyril's room and hear Cyril talking to someone.Ignitus hides behind Cyrils closed door.

Cyril:Why is everyone dying?!Mr.YumYums?!!Im scared.Iggy's the last one left!Wha?Kill iggy?!He might think I'm the killer and try to kill me?!!No!He's my friend!He would never do that!

The teddy bear pulled out a knife and his eyes was glowing red.Ignitus bust through the door and jumped on the teddy bear.

Ignitus:It was a teddybear?!Killing people?!

Cyril:Mr.YumYums!How could you?!!!*Sniff*

Ignitus punched the teddy bear and the teddy bear stabs him.Ignitus kicks him in his stomach and the teddy bear slaps him.

Ignitus:AHHH!!He's sucking my face!!!

Cyril:Ignitus,your just fighting a teddy bear.He's not doing anything to you!!

Ignitus:Cyril!Help!!!*Bites the teddy bears arm*

Cyril remembered waht Terrador said along time ago.(It has no heart,no brain,no other organs to keep it alive but just stuffing!)

Cyril:Thats it!Ignitus,tear the stuffing out of Mr.YumYums.Its what keeps a toy alive!

The teddybear was doing karate on Ignitus and was kicking his butt.

Ignitus:Ok!!!*Rips the teddybear apart*

Mr.YumYums died but exploded after that too and everyone came back to life for no reason.

Terrador:........O_OWhat the heck just happend?!!!

Cyril:Im so sorry!!Terry,forgive me!!!

Spyro:Im alive again.Those police try to put me to sleep like an animal!I had the missle on them though!!!

They all laughed.

Chronicler:No this was a odd episode!We will return to the Twilight Zone*Mysterious music*

SavageNymph · May 13, 2009 2:21 AM

Episode 13:The spirits of holy

On a sunny day,Everyone was relaxing in the Dragon Temple.Terrador was playing chess with lucy the chess playing chicken."Even if you went to college,Lucy.I might of lost from you 50 times in a row,but that doesnt mean I will give up winning!".Ignitus was playing with his new toy control plane outside.Spyro tied Cynder and Sparx to a rocket to go to the moon and will go in 3 minutes.Volteer was watching Jerry Springer.The toy plane was banging on Red's closed window.Red opens it and see Ignitus.

Red:For Chroniclers sake.Stop bothering me,Ignitus.Im counting my skinned potatos!!!

Red closes his window so the plane won't come inside,but it bust through the glass.The plane was lodged deep inside his eye socket.Red screams in pain."Ow,my eye!!!My eye!!!".Ignitus tip toes away and runs back into the Dragon Temple.He slams the door shut.

Ignitus:If police come at the door,pretend to be dead!!!

Cyril:Look everyone!I found my lucky rusted spoon in the ground!and I found a weegy board that will bring spirits.Yay!

Spyro:You mindless pile of blue fatness!That stuff his dangerous.It will bring spirits from hell into our temple.You can never trust Cyril with anything!

Volteer:Spyro,spirits dont exist!We all just stay in the ground and everything is black!Now,Cyril,lets play with that weegy board!

Ignitus:I want to play too.Come everyone!Yay.....I always want to play a board game!

Spyro:......*Sighs*....devil worshipers!

Later on,the gang began playing with the forces of evil.Volteer put his hand on an arrow and it starts moving on its on different letters

Volteer:Its moving on its own!Its saying something....R.....I....P....T...O

Ignitus:Got left back!

Volteer:No!Ripto and the devil got

Ignitus:left back!I know they got left back!It says it right there......and here!

Volteer:No!!Ripto....

Ignitus:Got left back and the devil went to college!He went to college!

Volteer:........>_> no it says-

Ignitus:No!No!The devil and Ripto went to college!

Volteer:No!Ignitus,its now saying shut the hell up!

Ignitus:....O_O..........oK :3

Volteer:Ok....Im tired lets go to bed!

Terrador:Yeah*Yawn*I agree with you

Cyril:Wait!Where's Cynder and Sparx

Cynder and Sparx was launched in a rocket and was floating in space.Later on at night,all the dragons were sleeping.Spirits start haunting their temple.

Dragon Spirit:Who has awaken us?!

Dragon Spirit:Lets see who it is!

The spirits looked all through the temple and saw Volteer sleeping.They carried him off and Volteer wakes up.

Volteer:Oh,who's taking me?!Who are you?!Oh,your a ghoust right?Or maybe im flying but im not using my wings of course.Hello,whats your name?Im Volteer the electric guardian.Where ever your taking me it better be a good place and can it have science in it.I love science!Do you love science because I love science and love to be smart.Smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smar.....

The ghoust took him back because he talk to much and was annoying.

Volteer:Smart smart smart smart smart smart smart!

The next morning,The gang found out spirits was in the temple but Ignitus was the first one to notice it.

Ignitus:Terry,my cereal is giving a message..its saying Ooooooo!

Terrador:Iggy,Those are cheerios!

Ignitus:But what about my other cereal?!

Terrador:Those were apple jacks and fruit loops!

Volteer came in the living to talk to Ignitus and Terrador.

Volteer:samrt smart smart smart!Guess what I saw spirits!Spyro was right about spirits they do exist!Scientific proof!

Spyro:The heck I was right!*Gets lift up in the air and spinned around*What the bloody kill?!You guys are just going to stand there?Help me!!!

Volteer:Quick give me the holy water!

Ignitus:You said Holy*Laughs*It sounds funny!

Volteer:Give me the holy water!

Cyril:You can use my rusty spoon.I used it for my cereal and my butt

Volteer:Be serious!!

Ignitus throws the holy water and the glass breaks.Its hits Volteers head and he was knocked out on the ground.

Ignitus:Oh my god!I gave Volteer a coma or a tumor >_>

Terrador:Omg!He has tumor in his head

Spyro:A little help here!!!Get me down!!

Spyro was in the backround spinning while Terrador and Ignitus was talking about nonsense.

Terrador:Ignitus,do you know why potatos and tomatos rhyme?

Ignitus:uh...I don't know.Everything in this world rhymes with something.But this one is catchy! big_smile Potatos and tomatos!

Terrador:Tomato tomahto! big_smile

Ignitus:Potato Potahto! big_smile

Terrador:Everything rhymes exept silver and orange

Ignitus:Ok...lets have contest on who will get drunk first!

Spyro:Ahhh!!Im getting dizzy!!Help you idiots!!

Terraodr:Ok!

Spyro was thrown out the window by the ghoust.Later on,Volteer wakes up.Terrador was drunk and was sitting next to Volteer.

Volteer:What the?What just happend?!

Terrador:Hehehe.......im drunk.Hi,Volteer Hehehe your hawt!

Volteer:O_O He has been posessed by Satan!He needs an exocism!!

Ignitus:Volteer!He's just drunk!He not in control of Satan!Satan got left back in school and never went to college.

Volteer:He is!Be gone Satan!!Get out of Terrys body and let crist destroy you!!

Terrador throws up and his head went all the way around like an owl.In space,Cynder and Sparx was still floating around until an astroid hits the rocket and they was going back to earth.Volteer was beating up Terrador and terrador was knock out on the floor.He had 5 missing teeth and two black eyes.

Volteer:Omg!This doesnt make sense!!!

Cyril:What do you mean,Volteer?!!

Volteer:What do I mean?!!What do I mean?!!!I caculated this digitalized world and its all 3d!

Ignitus:Holy****We're 3d!!*Looks at hands*

Cyril:And that means?!!!

Volteer:Its mean we are a.............video game!!!

Ignitus:Holy****We're a video game!!*Looks at hands*

Volteer:We have to do something about it!!!

Ignitus:Do what?This dosnt make sense!!

The rocket that Cynder and Sparx are attached to went into the eaths atmosphere and was heading for the temple.

Volteer:My god,A rocket is about crash in our temple!!

Out of nowhere the rocket change directions and hit Reds house.The ghoust also dicide to leave they were all boring.

Ignitus:Ain't that a beautiful firework display on Reds house?
big_smile

Terrador:You can say that again! smile

Ignitus:Ain't that a-

Terrador:No...I didn't mean literally say it. <_<

SavageNymph · May 13, 2009 6:25 PM

Episode 14:Ignitus goes to school

On a snowy day,Terrador was watching tv,but they had no cable for 8 month.From getting Terrador angry,they just taped a poorly drawn picture of Terrador that Cyril drew on the television.So,8 months he been staring at the screen like a moron thinking the tv froze everytime on the same channel.

Terrador:.....Volteer,are you sure this is Spongebob?

Volteer:Yes!It is,Terry!

The picture came of the screen."Hey!!!....................The tv went off!!!",yelled Terrador.Cyril came to tape it back on and laughed his tail off.Cyril went in a room with Volteer."Did he notice,Cyril?",asked Volteer snikering.Cyril shook his head with a no sign.They both laughed in tears."Wheres Spyro?",asked Volteer."Oh,there outside fixing the cable wires on the pole to bring back cable",replied Cyril.Sparx,Spyro and Cynder was standing next to a cable pole.

Spyro:Now,Cynder,if you climb up the pole to fix the electric wires,I will give you season 2 of My Little Pink Dragon goes to rehab.

Cynder looks at him and then looks at the DvD.She climbs up the pole.Spyro and Sparx laughed."Do you think she will make it?",said Sparx.Spyro shook his head."No..no...no not like this...NOT like this".They both laughed.Ignitus came inside to tell the guardiands good news."Everyone come downstairs!!I have some good news!!".They came running to him.Spyro and Sparx ran too.

Volteer:What is it?!

Spyro:A dead Ember?

Sparx:A fat butterfly?

Cyril:New pampers....tell me if its new pampers!!

Terrador:A punch in the face?

Ignitus:Nooo...o_o...be right back I will tell you when I G oupstairs tothrowsrocksatRedjustforthehellofit.

Ignitus went upstairs to his room and grabbed a bag full of rocks and opens his window.He throws it at Reds window."Hey!Neighbor!Red...Red....Red....Red...Hey!Neighbor!".Red opens his window.

Red:WHAT?!!!Its like being in hell when your my neighbor!!

Ignitus:Think fast!*Throws rock*

Red:Wha?!*Gets hit by the rock and had a black eye*

Red was knocked out on the ground.Ignitus runs back down to tell his good news."Ok,Im going to school and its first grade".They all became silent.

Spyro: Oh my god,how can you go to school if you dont know what Pi equals?

Ignitus:Simple,Pi equals you eat pie and pie in frikin awesome.

Volteer:....Oh he's so going to get left back in two seconds.Ok,this will be fun.Ignitus,whats the differents between a square and a circle?

Ignitus:Circle is a square and square is a circle.I know my cylinders too and it sounds like Cynder.So,Its = Cynder!

Spyro:Speaking of Cynder.What happend to her?

Everyone ran outside and they saw Cynder.She was electicuited and was twitching like crazy.She was burned and was about to die.

Sparx: Oh my god!Cynder is going to die?!

Spyro:Nah!The old girl had nothing to twitch about these days.Lets leave her there.

They all went back inside.The next morning,Ignitus was finally going to school."Remember,Ignitus,dont let those bullies hurt you",said Volteer smiling.He gave him his lunch.Cyril prepared his book bag.Terrador was burying Cynders dead bodie.

Volteer:Be good in school,son!And Red is in bad condition with his head ache and black eye.So dont bother him.

Ignitus:Oh,he got hurt when we was just playing catch the rock across the window and he got hit.Red really loves me to be his neighbor.He said I'm the best neighbor in the whooooooooole world!

Volteer:You was the one who hit him and gave him a black eye?

Ignitus:Dont worry.He still want to play catch the rock with me,but I asked someone to go to his house and play with him

~AT REDS HOUSE~

Red was resting on his living room couch."Ow.....Why me,god.Why do I have to have neighbors!Especially,the idiotic red ones <.<".Someone knocked on his door."What the heck do you want?!!If your that red dumb- Ooh I dont even want to say it",grouched Red."No,its me Hunter.Ignitus told me to give you a present",replied Hunter.

Red:Oh!A present.The red idiot is being nice to me.Come inside!The doors open.

Hunter came inside and into his living room,smiling with a rock in his hand.

Hunter:Ignitus told me throw it at you like this!

Hunter throws it in his left eye.Red had another black eye and was knocked out again.Ignitus was at school.

Ms.Unzer:Hello,students,We have a new student and he's the first dragon in a human class.

Ignitus walks in being shy.

Ms.Unzer:Aww,dont be shy,child.Now sit down with the rest of the kids and tell us your name.

Ignitus:My name?

Ms.Unzer:Yes,your name!

Ignitus:My name?*Thinks*Um..um..um!

~Ignitus's head~

In Ignitus's head,a hamster was running in a wheel.

~Fades away~

Ignitus:Um..um...Number 86!!

Ms.Unzer:Oh great...we have a genius >_>.Ok,class whats is 2+2?

Ignitus:Oh..Oh...I know!2+2= Is Terrador!

The childre laughed at Ignitus.They point and stare at him.Ignitus begans to crie and run out the classroom.He saw some kids drinking beer in the hallway.

Ignitus:Hey,is that beer?!

Jean:Yeah?Are you cool enough to drink with us?

Ignitus:Yeah!Come on lets go and skip school!

Jean:Okay!Your cool,man.

Back at home,Terrador was now watching a picture of a stick figure."Aw man!Volteer,you have to see this.Next,Stick Figure is going to shoot peoples cars on his motorcycle!".Spyro came out smoking.

Spyro:You know!I feel wierd with this funny stick that has fumes coming out of it.Have you ever saw Cynder with her prome dress on?Eww,she looked like some disfigured cow.Heh heh!*Cough*

Volteer:Spyro,give that to me now!!*Pulls the cigerette out of his hands*

Spyro:Curse you!!Curse you all!!I need my energy souce every two hours!!!

Volteer:Aren't we suppose to pick up Ignitus out of school?!

Ignitus and his popular friends ran through the windows drunk and had bottles of beer in there hands."Run for your life".Volteer and Terrodor just looked at eachother and strug their shoulders.The next minute,five police cars bust through their walls.

Volteer:Holy hot potatoe!!!*Gets hit by the car*

The police car stops and Hunter gets out."Ignitus!Come out with your hands up!You are now arrested for drinking!".Ignitus came out with the hiccups and was dizzy.He didnt even know whats going on.
Volteer walsk to Hunter."No dont take him!Ignitus might be stupid,but he is our family.We are family..cant you see that?!".Hunter just looks at him."Um....well,are you sure about this.What is your defense,Volteer?".

Volteer:He's retarted.......

Ignitus:Volteer,watch this.Im going*Hic*do a tripple flip off the refrigerator!

Hunter:.......I see......ok,he's free to go,but im watching you.We have all eyes.

Hunter and the rest of the police went back inside their police cars and drove away.Ignitus did a back flip off the refrigerator and hits his head on the chair.Terrador didnt notice anything,but thought it was the sound effects from the tv.Sparx was under one of the police car wheels.

Volteer:Good thing thats over....>_>Um...Ignitus,please dont go to school again.

Ignitus:Ugh...my aching head.I felt like I was drink and I have a gash in my head.Dont go to wha,Volteer?

Volteer:Nothing!I will erase your memory now.*Put on shades with a men in black suit.Pulls out a silver stick that erase your memory*Sorry,Iggy.*Flash*

Ignitus:Wha?......what just happend...oh,another episode of winnie the pooh?..Oh,wait um are we suppose to be going to Cynders grave?Oh,Volteer,before we go there,I have to tell you a funny joke.Why did Piglet looked in the toilet.............to search for pooh!Hehehehehe!

Volteer:Yep,he's back alright. <_<

Later on,They all went outside to pray for Cynder to go to heaven.Terrador was the one going to say the words for Cynder."God,thank you for all this food you gave us and Volteers peas taste like crap but I eat it anyway because he works so hard on that dish but it still taste like crap though".Volteer taps him.

Volteer:Thats Thanksgiving.You said the wrong one.

Terrador:Oh.......Please guide Cynder to a better place because she was a good dragon..you know what this is very boring.Lets watch Jerry Springer...this is the episode when Elora was cheating on flame and was in love with Hunter.

Cyril:Ok,lets watch the fight.

Spyro:Count me in!*Pulls out cigerette*

Ignitus:Wait,Spyro before you go watch that show.......let the ancestors guide you to the refrigerator and give me some beer.

Spyro:Ok!

In a very different place,Cynder wakes up to see fire around her and demons everwhere."Where am I?!".

Satan:This is your worse nightmares,Cynder.But do you like Nachos.I like nachos

Cynder:Want to eat nachos?

Satan:Sure and is that season 2 of My Little Pink Dragon goes to rehab?I LOVE MY LITTLE PINK DRAGON!!!lets watch! :3

SavageNymph · May 13, 2009 6:32 PM

Episode 15:Seeing Red.

On a quite night,Red was finally going to fall asleep.He stayed up for the whole day.When he was about to close his eyes,he sees Ignitus painting on his walls.

Red:Ignitus,get out!and how did you get inside?I locked the door.

Ignitus:Simple!I came through your doggy door!

Red:Why the heck did I even built that?!Why are you painting MY WALLS?!!

Ignitus:You know,Red,Your always grumpy and miserable and tired because of the colors of your walls.So,I want to help and paint your walls red,Red!:3

Red:I HATE RED!!!I LOVE YELLOW!!!

Ignitus:Red?How can you hate red,Red?How can you hate yourself,Red?

Red:Wha?O_O...Never mind that stuff?Get the hell out of my house now!!!(throws Ignitus out the window)Now I can sleep in peace!

Red jumps in his bed and close his eyes.As he going close his eyes,he heres someone breathing on his neck.Ignitus was behind him breathing.

Ignitis:(Breath hard) Hi!

Red:AGGGHHH!!!Get out!!!

Ignitus:Sorry,Reddy!I thought you was angry because you didnt get no air....soooo I was breathing on you to get air.

Red:Ahhhh!Ignitus!Your the one cloging up my air and space!!I need my space.........NOW!!!
(Notice Ignitus is holding a teddy bear and a pillow)Why do you have that in your hand?!

Ignitus:Terrador took my bed sheets again and I want to sleep here because your my only best friend,Reddy!(Sniff)

Red:No,Ignitus!You cant sleep here!!

Ignitus:(Big puppie eyes)Pweeez?

Red:Ignitus,No!I-

Ignitus:(Big puppie eyes)Pweezys,Wed?Pleeeeeeez?!

Red:Look,Ig-

Ignitus:(Lip pokes out)(Cries)

Red:Okay,Okay!But only just for tonight,okay?Remember,I still hate you!

Iginitus:Yayzers!!Your my best fwend,red!(Jumps in the bed)Yay,SLUMBA PARTY,REDDY!!!
Lets tell bed time stories!!

Red:(Sigh)...like what?!

Ignitus:Like the tale of....Hinger Dinger Shilmpherder Huphergingas!>_>

Red:.......wah?...Thats the most stupidest thing I have ever heard in my crusty life,Ignitus.Even if I hate this,I will tell you a real bed time story!Not Hinger Dinger Shilmpe.......what ever his name is.Thats a storty about a gay magician!Ok,this is tale is about Frankin Iggy!

Ignitus:AHHHH!!!IM SCARED!!!

Red:........shut up and listen!ok,Frankin Iggy is dragon that lived near the rich and almighty Red!Frankin Iggy was poor and stupid as ever.Everday he keeps nagging and bothering him!So,Red had an angry mob to kill Frankin Iggy.So,Frankin Iggy died.The End.Now...............Go to bed!!!

Ignitus:....:|...........that was cool!!

Ignitus and Red heard something downstairs."What was that?!",said Ignitus smiling.Red gets up.

Ignitus:Its Hinger Dinger Shilmpherder Huphergingas of the-

Red:SHUT UP!Its just the wind!

Ignitus:But I heard a crash!

Red:SHUT UP!!!PLEASE!!!

Ignitus:But Red I-

Red:CLOSE YOUR LIPS!!!I thought Volteer was the one with the yapping trap!!!

Ignitus:Red!The noise came again!

Red:I told you to shut up!!!SO SHUT UP!!!

Ignitus:.........................red!I heard something!

Red:Why won't you just shut up!!(cries in the pillow)

Ignitus:Ok,im going to see what it is!It might be santa claus!!(Runs down stairs)

Red:Its in the middle of july!(Runs downstairs too)

Ignitus grabs a spoon for protection.Red bumps into him.Ignitus turns around and bashes him in the head with the spoon.Red was knocked out.

Ignitus:Red....Red......Red.......Red......Red............................Red.

A creeking sound came through the doorway.Ignitus turns around while holding the spoon.He walks to the door and standing ther was Hinger Dinger Shilmpherder Huphergingas.Ignitus hold the spoon and attacked.He began bashing him with the spoon.When he was done,Hinger Dinger Shilmpherder Huphergingas ran away.Ignitus runs to Red to wake him up.

Ignitus:Red,wake up!!Red,Wake up!!!Red,Wake up!!!

Red:Wha?...what happend?!......>_>You knocked me out!!!

Ignitus:Not just that!Hinger Dinger Shilmpherder Huphergingas came!!!

Red:...........get the hell out,Ignitus.

Ignitus:But-

Red:Get the hell OUT!!!

Igntus ran through the doggy door to get out.

SavageNymph · May 13, 2009 7:01 PM

[shadow=red:395086acde]The last tale of Ignitus:The battle of Osama Bin Laden[/shadow:395086acde]

On a spring day,Ignitus was in the closet and was playing dress up.Volteer walks to the closet."Iggy,you been in there for 9 hours now.I want to change my underwear!!".

Ignitus:(Walks out the closet)Looky!!Guess who I am!
Volteer:um..........your Chris Brown!

Ignitus:No,Im Osama Bin Laden!Im going to put this world wide and make money on youtube!

Volteer:You can't make money off of youtube,Iggy!Whatever your doing it might be stupid of course.

Ignitus:But Volteer,You got a camera!Pleeeeez!Come on,we are like flies and a piece of crap.But I'm the flies and your the peice of crap.Soooooo pleeeeez?!!(Big puppie eyes) Hello,Chocolate Rain guy is even famous for it and Numa Numan guy as well.Are they causing something bad?

Volteer:Dam!Ok,I will tape you as Osama Bin Laden!!

(Chronicler came out of nowhere)

Chronicler:No!!Ignitus,dont do this!You will cause war world 3 if you post that on youtube!!

Ignitus:Crony,posting yourself on youtube will not cause world war 3 and watch me do that!!

(A FEW MOUTHS LATER)

Ignitus posted his video on the internet.It had 500,000,000 hits and even Osama Bin Laden saw it."Who is this american?!".

Malefor:Thats Ignitus,Osama.

Osama:He has distrespect me!!Soon,there will be a world war 3 and I will search for Ignitus!!
.........where does he live?

Malefor:Um................Dragon Temple.

Osama:Yes!Dragon Temple!Lets start the war!!

At another place,George Bush was watching the youtube video."This is bad......this is terrorism.The terrorist are doing their plan already.We must prepare for the war in iraq!".Ripto was behind him.

Ripto:Wait!Thats Ignitus.....he lives in the Dragon Temple.

George Bush:Wait!You mean Spyro the dragon?I like Spyro the dragon.But if they are apart of the terrorist,we will have take them down.

Osama was preparing his iraq troops."This war will be the finish of america.Malefor,bring your apes too.One thing I want you to do is to spy on Ignitus and the rest.Bring donuts too...donuts are good".

Malefor:Yes,Osama.Do you have a secret weapon?

Osama:Yes...the missle called TYPO KONG!!!!!!!

Malefor:...............um ok.I will go now.Come Gaul!!(Gaul hangs in Malefor leg while he flies in the horizon).

(A plane hits Malefor and Gaul)

Ignitus was walking outside with Volteer,Terrador,and Cyril.A stray hungry cat was following Cyril.Terrador turns around to look.

Terrador:Cyril,he can't come with us!!For the last time!

Cyril:But Ms.Fluffy Butt is my new friend!

Terrador:No its not!

Volteer:Terrador,leave Cyril alone and his dirty cat.

While they was walking,a huge tv loomed over america.Everyone came outside to look.On the screen was George Bush.

Ignitus:OMG.....Its Oprah Winfrey!!

George Bush:I am Geoge Bush and I have something to say.Osama will attack america because of the video on youtube.Heres a picture of Osama.If you see him,get him!!!

Volteer:Wait!Ignitus,George Bush thinks your Osama from youtube.I told you not do that!!!

Everyone turns at Ignitus."Get Osama Bin Laden",yelled George Bush.Everyone jumped the guardians.Terrador kicked them out the way,Cyril ran for his life,Ignitus was running over people with his car,Volteer was eating people.But there was too many."We have no coice,but Volteer",said Terrador.Terrador pulled out a box of sugar."Volteer,eat this!!Its the only way!!".

Volteer:Oh no!!Sugar will electicute my system!I will then malfunction in a hyper matter and can't not control myself.Its too dangerous for me,Terry.I cant eat sugar!

Terrador:Just eat it!!(Stuff the whole box in his mouth)

Volteer swallows it and his eyes were wide.Static covered his body.Terrador,Cyril,and Ignitus stand back from him.

Volteer:1234556797123....37348455!!!(Exploded)

A shockwave of thunder hit everyone.The guardians were caught in the explosion.Red was walking outside to enjoy a great day.Butterflies and hummingbirds were everywhere.He skips across the sidewalks."Ah....nature is great without the guardians anywhere.They are the destructions of this earth of course.But no sign of them".The earth shakes under his feet andthe butterflies and hummingbirds flew away.A thunder shockwave was coming towards Reds house.He saw Ignitus,Cyril,MsFluffy Butt and Terrador running like hell.Red begans to crie.

Red:Why me?!!!(Gets hit by the shockwave.)

Red house was destroyed.The whole neighborhood was destroyed because of the guardians and many people were killed.Many were homeless too.The Dragon Temple was in good shape though."Is Volteer ok?!",said Cyril crying.

Ignitus:Im sure he's alright,Cyril.Volteer is smart.He can solve his problems anytime...........lets go look for him just incase.

They walked outside and notice how much destruction they caused.They walked outside to see where Volteer is.Volteer was on the ground burned up.Cyril cries running to him."Volteer...Volteer,wake up!!".
Volteer gets up twitching from the sugar.

Volteer:77777...7777....Ugh..what happend to this place?What happend to the neighborhood?

Ignitus:<_<....um Satan did this!He hated the world and wanted the destroy it!

Cyril:No he didn't.You wen't on a sugar rush and destroyed the neighbor hood,Volteer.

Volteer:Wha?....wait!Ignitus,you did all of this!!!Its all your fault!!!Chronicler told you not to post yourself on youtube as Osama!!!

Red:Got that right!!!You destroyed my house.I am so moving out NOW!!!*Walks away limping*

Ignitus:.......(Cross eyed)huh?Oh,that Red is so cool!He said it wasnt my fault and don't feel bad about myself.What a nice friend he is!:)

At the Dragon Temple,Spyro was electricuting Sparx and Cynder for a experiment.Malefor and Gaul came through the temple window and saw Spyro.Malefor walk to him.Spyro pulls out his light saber."Why are you doing here,Malefor?!!".Malefor swipes him but he misses."Im here to spy on you and take your donuts!!"."Never!!!",yelled back Spyro trying to hit him with his light saber.

Malefor:Spyro,I am your FATHER!!!

Spyro:NOOOO!!!It cant be,Malefor.It cant!!...........wheres mommy,if I'm created in this world of retards.

Ember:I am your mother,Spyro.Malefor and me are married!

Spyro:Bloody Kill?!!THE FAT HORSE IS MY MOTHER?!!!

Malefor:Yes and gaul is your uncle!!Join us,Spyro to destroy Ignitus and the world!!

Spyro:No!!I cant!!

Sparx:Spyro,follow us!!We know where to take you!!

Cynder:To our secret base of awesomeness!!(Grabs Spyro and runs to the closet)

The closet was a elevator and took them downstairs below the basement.They was in The My Little Pink Dragon head quaters."This is my lair,Spyro.Its been a secret from everyone but me,Cyril and Sparx",said Cynder with a grown womans voice.

Spyro:Bloody Kill?!!Sparx,you like My Little Pink Dragon?!

Sparx:Hey,she owns,Spyro.You wont understand!

In iraq,Osama was sending the troops to america.He watched from his window.

Osama:....Ah,sweet smell of america going to be destroyed.Its so good like...........chicken.Now,I will turn on the chickafire ray.(Turns it on)

In america,Cyril was holding the stray cat."For Gnastys sakes,get rid of the flea covered cat!!!",yelled Terrador pulling the cat way from his hands.Cyril and Terrador was both pulling on the cat till it was flinged into the air.The Chickifire ray hit the cat and turned it into baked chicken.

Cyril:AHHHHH They killed ms.Fluffy Butt!!!

Ignitus:..........O_O

Volteer:..........O_O

Terrador:........O_O........Free chicken(!Eats the chicken)

Cyril:Leave her alone,Terry!!Dont eat her!!

Terrador swallows the whole chicken.At the temple,Malefor,Ember and Gaul ran out the temple because they couldnt find Spyro.They all ran pass Ignitus and the rest.Ignitus and the gang went inside the temple to just relax.Volteer turned on the tv.George Bush was on the tv."The iraq soldiers had made it to america now!!!We will fight to the death!!".Terrador was in the attic eating last peice of the cat chicken from Cyril knowing.When he was sitting,he sat on a cheat code book.He picks it up and looks at it."Wha?..Cyril cheat codes..hehehe I got to look at this!Big head mode,diaper mode,oh,bikini mode.Ok I will trigger super sayen mode".Terrador pulls out a Cyril playstation 2 controller."Up,down,X,O,Up,down,R1,R1,triangle,X,down,down,up!"Cyril bust through the attic and out the roof.He was glowing yellow and had gold hair.

Terrador:This can come as a secret weapon.

George Bushe's army and Osama's army ran in the streets of the neighborhood and they both attacked eachother.Ignitus looks out the window."Oh..No the war is starting!!We have to do something,Volteer".

Volteer:Well,Ignitus!You caused all of this and your going to solve the problem.

Lori:Cyril!Help me!!!

Cyril bust through the window and fell into a pool of war."Holy Shiz nits!!We have to save Cyril",yelled Ignitus jumping out the window.Terrador and Volteer jumped out too.Cyril picks up Lori from the war."Lori,I got you!".

Lori:Thank you,Cyril.Becareful in the war!Dont get hurt because your the best!

Cyril:I know I am,Lori.Now lets fight!

Lori and Cyril run into the war.Terrador and Ignitus was using machine guns to kill some of the iraq soldiers.Volteer was hitting them with his bat.A pink bunnie and horsie stampede came.Cynder,Sparx and Spyro was riding the horses."Go bunnies go!!",yelled Cynder,whipping them.Cyril looks at the bunnies.

Cyril:BUNNEHS!!x3(gets carried by the stampede!

Osama was going to launch the missle called Typo Kong."So long I have been waiting!!!Its time to end all of this!Eat the country of Baghdad,America(XD)".He launch the rocket in the air.Its was heading towards america.While the war was going on,Typo Kong was going to hit everyone.

Lori:Everyone,look up!!Its the rocket!Cyril,what are we going to do?

Cyril;I dont know,Lori.Is this the end?

Ignitus:This is all my fault.I diserve this........

Terrador:No its not!Up,down,X,O,Up,down,R1,R1,triangle,X,down,down,up!

Cyril turned into a super sayen and Terrador pressed one of the analog sticks to make Cyril fly in the air to catch the missle.Cyril caught the missle with all the super sayen strength he had in his arms.He drops the missle softly to the ground."I think we win!",said Ignitus walking to the missle.Cyril flies to him.

Cyril:What are we going to do now with the missle?

Ignitus:*Evil smiles*......We are going to send it back to Iraq for a present.

Terrador:That sound like a good Idea!Lets-

Red:Move out of the way,now!Im moving,Ignitus.So,that means I dont like you.
Well,I got my suit cases ready and im going into this strange plane that looks like a missle!(Gets stuck inside the rocket)What the?Im stuck!Dont just stand there!Help me!

Lori lit the rope on fire that will make the missle start.The missle launches in the air with Red was stuck inside it."Help me!!Someone help!!!".

Ignitus:Bye,Red!Have fun!I'll miss you! :'( Thats a really good neighbor!

The rocket was heading towards Iraq.Osama was in his lair with Gaul,Malefor,adn Ember.Malefor points out the window.

Gaul:THERE IS A MISSLE COMING TO THE LAIR WITH A RED DRAGON STUCK INSIDE!!!!

Malefor:Osama,Lets get out of here!!!

Osama:There is no rocket coming to towards the lair(Turns around).......O_O......crap.*BOOOOM*

Osama was destroyed with Malefor,Gaul,Ember and Red.The iraq war was over and so as the american war too.Two countries were at peace once again.Red wasnt dead(That had to hurt)but he was moving back where he was.Everything was restored back to normal.Spyro's memory was erased from the My Little Pink Dragon head quarters.Cyril found alot of filthy stray cats.

Cyril:I will name you ms.Fluffy Butt number 1.You will be ms.Fluffy Butt number 2 and you will be number 57!!

Yep,Malefor,Gaul and Ember wasnt dead also but Osama was.

On a sunny day,Ignitus was in the closet dressing up again.Volteer came to the door."Ignitus,you been in there for 9 hours!I need to change my underwear!".Ignitus came out with a costume on.

Ignitus:Volteer,looky,guess who I am?

Volteer:.........um Chris Brown?

Ignitus:No,Im Hitler!!

[shadow=red:395086acde]THE END OR NOT?![/shadow:395086acde]

SavageNymph · May 14, 2009 12:34 AM

Episode 17:Cyril and his magical brownies

On a windy day,Volteer was cleaning up the leaves in the backyard.There was 40 bags of leaves all in a pile.

Volteer:That was some hard work trying to stack the leaves together!How exciting!Hmm,I wonder why Ignitus told me to clean up the leaves and put them all in a pile but-

Ignitus:LEAF PILE!!!!!(Jumps on the pile of leaves with Cyril and Terrador)

Volteer:Iggy,you idiot!I work...It...it took me 7 days to stack them up(Sniff)

Ignitus:Its okay,Volteer.You can always rebuild it again and we LEAF PILE it again!

Cyril was look in Reds bathroom window and Red went out the bathroom.

Cyril:Oh joy!Red must of made those magic toilet brownies again!This time he didnt flush them down!

Terrador:....Cyril,dont be a moron!Thats not brownies.

Cyril,Volteer and Ignitus run to the side of his house.Terrador followed also to see if he really think he's going eat whats out the toilet.

Ignitus:Ok,We will stand on eachothers shoulders to get to the brownies Cyril want!(Stand on Terradors Shoulders)Ok,Volteer you hp on me!

Terrador:Your smelly foot is in my face!!

Volteer:(Hops on Ignitus)Cyril,jump up!

Cyril:Ok,yay!Magical brownies!Jumps on Volteer.

Cyril jumps in the window but ti was closed.So,he bust through it.Cyril gets off the ground and Terrador comes inside the window also.Cyril looks in the toilet with water drowling out his mouth.

Cyril:(Looks at toilet paper)Oh boy,Napkins!Time to eat!

Terrador:Cyril,this why I pick on you!Look,Its not Red's magical toilet brownies.Its Red's shi-

Cyril:Yummy!!Brownies!

Terrador flush the toilet and they flushed down the toilet.Cyril watch them go down the drain with upset puppy eyes.

Cyril:No,I'm not going to let the whirl pool take my brownies again!(Jams head inside the toilet)Um....terry,I think im stuck...........and the whirl pool took my brownies again(Cries)I want Volteer!Help me,Volteer.

Terrador:Um,Cyril!Hold on!I'll get the plundger!(Grabs plundger)

Terrador tries to yank Cyrils head out but it made the toilet back up and flood the bathroom.

Terrador:Um..Cyril,calm down!!...Oh god,Red is going to slaughter me for this if I dont get him out!
Um...Volteer.....um....Ignitus,we got a problem!!

Volteer:Whats going on up there?!!!

Terrador:um...boy,this is going to be tough to say!

(FEW MINUTES LATER)

Volteer:YOU WHAT?!!!!

Terrador:Sorry,Cyril cant help it if he's slow and retarded!But I just push down the handle of the toilet!It wasn't brownies,Volteer!I did it for his own good!He was going to eat s***!

Ignitus:We have to hurry before Red gets back!Oh,look Reds home!

Ignitus ran down stairs to Red.

Red:Ahh!A perfect day to use the bathroom!(Gets tackled by Ignitus)

Ignitus:HI RED!!!:3

Red:How in the devils name did you came in my hou-...........you know what?!I dont care because no matter how much security I put on my house,you and your colorful friends always find a way inside for some reason!Now if you excuse me,I have to use my bath--

Ignitus:No,Dont go in there!!!........um,the toilet is having her babies!Hear her flushing?Shes screaming in pain!

Red:.......Who's in my bathroom and what did you do this time?!!

Ignitus:Red,I want to marrie you!!!

Red:What?...Ignitus,stop changing the subject!Now,I ask you that what is going on in my bathroom?!

Ignitus:The Toilet is getting jiggy with it with the sink and the tub!

Red:....Ignitus,dont play these dumb games with me!!I told you-

Ignitus's cell phone rings.He picks it up and it was Volteer trying to help Cyril out of the toilet.

Volteer:Iggy,you have to distract Red before he gets suspicous!If he knows,he will hang all of us!

Ignitus:Im trying,Volteer!Hows Cyril doing?

Volteer:Um....Terrys trying to pull him out with diffrent tools like plundgers,guns,and a hammer,but Cyril's head is still jam in the-.........OH GOD!!!The sink just exploded and the bathroom is covered with water.We have to no choose but to bring Spyro.

Ignitus:That little psychopath?!!

Volteer:Yes,he's the one with the weapons!Sorry,the phone is disconnecting in the water!(Cuts off)

Red:What the hell is going on in my bathroom?!

(In the bathroom,Spyro flew inside wit his jet pack)

Spyro:What in the bloody kill happen hear this time?If its the red fat idiot that stole my money this morning,he shall have his death awaits him!

Volteer:Spyro,do you have grenades?!

Red:That is it!!!Im going to use my bathroom!!!

Ignitus:Red,dont go in there!

Red walks to the bathroom door.As he touch the door nob,his whole house exploded from the grenade.
Everyone flew in the air.

Red:Arggggh!!!Why do I have to suffer this life of torture and pain from this red devil spawn and his gang of demons?!!!

Cyril:Weeeee!We are flying in the air,Volteer!

(A few hours later)

Red:(Cries)My...my house(Cries)My beautiful red and purple house!!

Ignitus:Dont worry,Red,life is a hard place.We have to face the fact that......life is like a hot dog in a bun!

Red:........your an idiot......

Ignitus:Nah,Here a penny to make you feel better,my friend!(Walks away)

Red just sits there,looking at the penny as his house blows up even more.

Volteer:At last,I finally finish the leaf pile.Terry,did you get the toilet seat off of Cyril?

Terrador:He ran away from me because he thought this screw driver was an alien death ray.Anyways,where is he?

Ignitus:I think he went to use the bathroom.I didnt flush the toilet though....

Cyril:Mmmm magical toilet brownies!(Eats and chews)

DUH END

SavageNymph · May 14, 2009 12:40 AM

Episode 18:Choke Choke!!

On a sunny morning,Terrador and Ignitus walks inside the temple.

Terrador-Ugh...it smells like unwashed tail in here!
Ignitus-Look on the good side,Terry.You got me and the tv!
Terrador-Weeell,lets forget about you and skip to the tv then!

Terrador turns on the tv.

Tv:I like big tails and I cannot lie.You other brothers-

Terrador:Ugh...everything sucks on this tv!Who wants to hear about some girls big tail?

Ignitus:Do you want to eat some burgers?

Terrador:Sure!(Eats burger)

Ignitus pushes Terrador and he began to choke on the burger.

Ignitus:Tag!Your it,Terry!

Terrador:Cough...cough...(Chokes)..you(Choke)Idiot......call 911!!!

Ignitus:Ok,I'll call 911.(Picks up phone)....

Phone:Hello?

Ignitus:Terrador,what did you wanted to order?

Terrador:Cough...no,im(Choke)Choking...tell her!!!Cough!

Ignitus:Um...he said he want some chicken with fries!

Terrador:No!!!Im dying(Chocke harder)(Grabs neck to keep from suffocating)

Ignitus:Man,you want 5 peices of chicken/You must be hungry o_o Ok,thats what he wants!(Hangs up)

Terrador was going to reach for Ignitus neck to choke him.

Ignitus:Aww...Terry,you dont have to thank me for your order and give me a neck hug(Push Terradors hands away from him)

(Few mibutes later)

Terrador:(Cries)Help..Cough...me!!!(Gasp)

Ignitus:What?You want to smell my socks?

Terrador:(Choke)No!!!.....I....hate....you!!

Ignitus:You want me to date you?!

Terrador:No!!No!!!(Gasp)(Falls on ground)(Change blue)

Ignitus;Aww....your like a cameleon when you change colors.....oh,your getting too blue......oh,you look like Cyril....um,change to another color!

Terrador:(Chokes)(Change yellow)...you idiot....you chane cough..colors when you cant breath!!!
(Strangles)

Ignitus:Now your Volteer!Oh,now you change into red.Dam I look sexy!.......

Terrador gives him the phone to call 911.

Ignitus:(Puts phone down)Terry,we try to order from there already but I dont think they will come.So,I'll be back!(Leaves temple to go to chicken place)

(Few minutes later outside the chicken place)

Ignitus was eating the chicken and frie combo and he was down to his last chicken wing.Chronicler walks up to him.

Chronicler:Yo,can I have some chicken?

Ignitus:Go suck eggs!Leave me alone!

Chronicler:Um..I'll tell you your future!

Ignitus:First,give me 50 bucks!

Chronicler:But-

Ignitus:Give me 50 bucks!

Chronicler:(Sigh)Never mind!(Walks away)

Ignitus:..........Oh,I forgot to give Terry his chicken!

(5 minutes later going back to the temple)

Terrador was already dead on the floor.Ignitus walks in.

Ignitus:Terry?Do you want your chicken?

Terrador:.................

Ignitus:.....oh well,Volteer and the rest might come back with food!I guess your asleep then!(Turns on tv.

Tv:We are family!

DUH END!

Lesson:Never be home alone with Ignitus!

SavageNymph · May 14, 2009 12:47 AM

Episode 19:Dam Cat!!

On a windy day,Terrador,Ignitus,and Cyril was sitting on the couch.

Terrador:Okay,Ignitus....I got two words....Butt.....Cheek!

Cyril:For some reason that is funny,Terry!

Ignitus:Nah,thats nothing,Terry.I can pick my nose with my toes

Terrador:Oh my god,that top mines!

As the three of them kept yapping,the doorbell rings.They all looked at it.
Then,they looked at eachother.

Ignitus:I can't open the door.......um,I can't open the door.Will someone open it?!..........the doors too far away!...... ._. please...

Volteer:Ok,Ok...I'll open the dam door.(Opens door and looks down)........a basket?With a note on it?(Looks at it)

Note:Dear,Somebody.Please take care of my cat.Im *bleep* sick of this cat.He drives me up the wall!!!Remember to feed him every half an hour.Im serious.....FEED HIM!Oh,and dont turn the lights off because he freaks in the dark.

Volteer:A cats in this basket(Pulls the blanket off)

As Volteer pulls it off,the cat jumped on his face.He throws the cat down.

Volteer:what the hell?!Was that even a cat?!

Cat:Grrrrrr(Hissss)(Attacks Volteer again)

Volteer:Get it off my face(Throws the cat in the wall and it was knocked out)...Ow,my smart face

Cyril:Awwww Kitty :3 but,Kitty go dead,Volteer.

Terrador:Its not dead,stupid azz.Its only unconscious

Ignitus:Ooh,I know.We can raise it and it wont hurt us again.

Everyone agreed to the idea.

So,the guardians took care of the cat.They fed it,gave him toys,and read bed time stories to him.Till the day he was healed,they thought he would change.

Cat:Grrrrrrr(Foams out the mouth)Grrrrrrrr

Cyril:Hmm.I wonder why your angry.Oh,maybe because we didnt name you yet ....Um,George?No,thats stupid.

Cat:...Grrrrrr(Ejects claws and crouch).....Grrrrrr

Cyril:Ooh,I know.......Plush Muffins!(Gets attacked by the cat)Aaaah!!!Im sorry,Plush Muffin!

The cat jumps off and Cyril and runs away.The cat was going into the living room.As he looks,Terrador was sitting on the couch reading.The cat slowly stalks Terrador like he was prey.Terrador looks around.The cat jumps on the back of his head and pulled his eye lids up with his claws.Terrador get up slowly and walks to Ignitus.

Terrador:Oh...My...God........I hate this freaking cat..

Ignitus:.......O_O......ok

Terrador gets his eye lids pulled up further and walks out of the room.Ignitus just went back eating Volteers math sheets.The cat didnt bother anyone that day.Everything was normal(I think).The cat was walking in the halls calmly till he heard someone eating in the kitchen.He looks and saw Cyril eating out his food bowl.The cat growls ferociously as Cyril turns around at him innocently.

Cat;(Growls and hisses)Grrrr...MEOW!!!

Cyril:....(Looks at empty food bowl he ate and back at the cat)......Ok,Plush Muffin,I know why your angry!Is it because I made poopy in your litter box?!

Cat:......O_O Huh? >.>(Turns around to see a huge peice of Cyril poo in the litter box).........(sighs)
..........GrrrrrrrrrGrahgrrrrrrr!!!(Foams uncontrollably)

Cyril:(Cries)Plush Muffin,I didnt mean it.......um..uh,Terrador was using the bathroom at the time!!!

Cyril was attacked by the cat and tries to pull him off.The cat hissed at him.Cyril kicked the cat in a wall and the cat did a back flip.It stuk the middle paw at Cyril.

Cyril:Thats it!!!Bring it on,Pluhie Muffin....Bring it on!!

The cat jumed on Cyril again to claw his face up.Cyril and the cat was having a brawl behind the wall of the living room.Volteer was reading his newspaper on the couch.He kept here bangs,punching noises,and meows in the kitchen.He stops reading because he couldnt concentrate.

Volteer:.....?.....Thats odd.Whats htat noise?Terrador,is that you chewing on your food?

Terrador:No,and I dont sound that loud!!..No,I think its the cat again.

Ignitus:Is Cyril having a fight with the cat?! O_O

The catbust through the wall and slams into the tv screen.It was knocked out again.Terrador,Volteer,and Ignitus couldnt believe that Cyril kicked the cats butt.Cyril walks out with a mean look on his face.They look at him in fear now.

Terrador:....Um...Cyril,are you oka-

Cyril:Get....rid....of...that.....CAT!!!(walks away)

Terrador:....e_o....okay....I was just wondering...hehehe

Volteer:Who we gonna give it to,Ignitus?

Spyro:Ripto?

Cynder:Ember?

Sparx:Chronicler?

Ignitus:No,that wont do.Buuuut....I know someone who needs a pet,ya know?

Volteer:and who's that?

(Later on)

Red was talking on the phone with his mother.

Red:But mom,your not suppose to share your tooth brush!!!UI keep telling you that!!!

Knocks came from his door.

Red:Um...Mom,I'll call you back later(Hnags up phone)....Who is it?!!!Ok,Elder Aster,if Ember is pregnant with a child,Its not my problem,okay?!(Wlaks to door and opens it)

Red noticed that there was basket with a letter on it.He picks it up.

Red:Hm..Seems to be written with crayon.Pleez Tak Kare ov mye Kat 4 me......Hm,the owner must been retarded.

Terrador was hiding in the bush with the rest and growls becuase Red insulted his hand writing.

Red life up the basket and the cat jumps on his face to attack him.

Red:What the hell?!!!!(Gets attacked)

DUH END.

SavageNymph · May 14, 2009 5:21 PM

[shadow=red:15d04ede80]The last tale of Ignitus:Obama throwdown part 1[/shadow:15d04ede80]

On a windy day,the guardians were watching Obama's speech.George Bush was attached to a rocket and was about to be launched into space.

Obama:My people,we must end the suffering and think of a world with peace.To begin the end of suffering,we must launch George Bush into space.

George Bush:Oh,Come on,Obama,hehe.Were friends,right?right?!

Obama:....>.>

He lit the rope on fire and George Bush went into space.The crowed cheered.The rocket burst into fireworks.

Ignitus:Go Obama!!! big_smile

Cyril:I want him to be my father! :3

Volteer:At last,peace has come! big_smile

Terrador:Obama sucks!I voted for Mc.Cain! <_<

Ignitus:You what?!Terry,your suppose to vote for Obama!

Terrador:Hello,its my opinion!

Ignitus:Ugh...people who say that are annoying and you choosed the wrong opinion!

Cyril:and its sucks!

Ignitus:Obama will now have 99% percent of his vote.He's suppose to have 100%!Now that he has 99%,Mc.Cain will win.

Terrador:And? <_<

Ignitus:Obama will stalk whoever that didn't vote for him...and he will stalk you for life O_O

Terrador:I don't believe that crap!

On tv,Obama was kicked off of stage by Mc.Cain.Everyone cheered for Mc.Cain.

Terrador:Hmph,thats the way it should've been!I'm going to take a shower!

He walks upstairs and saw Spyro building a robot.

Terrador:Spyro what are you doing?

Spyro:What the bloody kill does it look like?I'm building my Termatron Robot.I've been watching that movie called Transformers and I say,that Megatron is evil!

Terrador:Whatever,I'm going to take a shower.

Terrador enters the bathroom and turns on the water.He jumps in the tub.
"Who would vote for Obama!Mc.Cain will be our hero!".Someone taps him on his shoulder and he turns around.

Terrador:Who the hell are O_O...........

Obama:Hi,Terrador.....I'm Obama.

Terrador:I know that O_e...why are you in the bathroom?!

Obama:You see.your the only person in the world who didn't vote for me.And I lost...so,I'm gonna stalk you till you vote for me smile

Terrador: O_O............(bust through the bathroom door,screaming)Ahh!!!!
Iggy!!!

Ignitus:What? neutral

Terrador:Obama is stalking me!!!

Ignitus:Oh really now? roll

Terrador:Yes!!!

Ignitus:You know,Terry,that was just a myth.I just wanted you to changed your opinion.I bet all of it was fake.

Terrador:But...But! O_O

Ignitus:Its not like Obama knows where you are.

Terrador:BUT!O_O

Ignitus:Knowing who you are.

Terrador:But Iggy!!! O_O

Ignitus:Or even losing with just one vote out of place.So,I accept your opinion big_smile

Cyril:Yeah,I accept is as well,Terry! :3

Terrador:But guys! O_O That myth is true!

Obama:Yeah,Terry,keep talking.They'll believe you! >w>

Terrador:Can you hear him?He's right next to me!

Ignitus:I dont see anyone :?

Volteer:Terry,he's just a president.Its not like he has some secret type of magic.

Obama:Yeah,Terry,I'm just a president.A president that lost. >w>

Terrador:..O_o....O_e...AHHHHH!!!!(Runs through a wall).

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At the white house,Mc.Cain was preparing to do his sinister plans of evil dictation.

Mc.Cain:Now that Barrack Obama is out of the picture,I can do world domination!

Sarah Palin:Your so evil,master!

Mc.Cain:I know right!..Now,make me a sandwich >.>

Sarah Palin:Yes,Master!

Sarah Palin runs out the door.
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Terrador was hiding in the basment.

Terrador:Please go away!Please go away!Please go away!

Obama:Terrador,if you want me to go away,why dont you vote for me?

Terrador:Because you suck!

Obama:ugh...I know you dontl ike me,but you have to vote for me to stop the end of humanity.

Terrador:End of humanity?

Obama:Yes,Mc.Cain isnt a human.He's from outer space!

Terrador:Okay,this doent make any sense at all!

Obama:Oh,you dont believe that and you believe Obama is stalking you?

Terrador:You know,I think your right.I'll vote for you!

Obama:Thanks Terrador.Glad you see it my way.Now,lets cast that last vote!

Terrador: smile sure!
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Red was taking a tour at the white house.He was taking pictures of the paintings on the wall.

Red:Ah,a day with out that red idiot and his friends!I hope no distruction will happen here.

Red was sucked in a metal tube and was taken up to the presidents headquarters.He was strapped to a chair with tape.

Red:What the heck?!Whats going on?!

Mc.Cain:Who in the world are you?!Are a spy to stop my plan of world domination?

Red: O_O World what?!I don't even know whats going on!I'm just on a tour!

Mc.Cain:But you was taking pictures with this camera!

Cynder794 · May 14, 2009 10:20 PM

Lori: b-but Obama approves of baby murder... sad

SavageNymph · Jul 02, 2009 4:13 PM

Cynder794 wrote:

Lori: b-but Obama approves of baby murder...

xD

Xia: Baby murder? O.O

SavageNymph · Jul 02, 2009 4:29 PM

[shadow=red:273722216a]The last tale of Ignitus:Obama throwdown part 2[/shadow:273722216a]

Red:I told you!I'm on a tour!I'm a tourist!I'm suppose to take pictures!

Mc.Cain:Hmph!We'll keep him here just in case!

Sarah Palin runs inside.

Sarah Palin:My master,Obama is coming this way!

Mc.Cain:Oh no!He'll ruin our evil plan of world domination!Lets go!

They both walked out the Presidents headquaters.

Red:This isn't president Mc.Cain!I thought he wanted change!Ugh.....I have no choice but to call the......the*gukps hard*Red Idiot ofr help.He always get out of his silly shinnanikins.*Pulls out phone and dials the number.Puts it on speaker*.

Ignitus:Hello?

Red:Ignitus,I ne-ne-need your help!*sigh*

Ignitus:OMG Red!Hows your trip to the white house?

Red:Good,okay,Iggy,I'm-

Ignitus:It was awesome,wasn't it? OwO

Red:Yes,but-

Ignitus:It was white?!

Red:YES!!!Ignitus,please!I'm in danger!This sounds stupid but Mc.Cain is planning world domination.

Ignitus:Awww,Red,how am I suppose to believe that?

Red:Because I'm strapped to a dam chair!!!....and..*gulp* y-y-your m-m-m-my best f-f-friend.....*gags* I-i-i-i-ggyyyyyyy!*Faints*

Ignitus: O_O......I'm his friend!I'm his friend!!!Guys,we have to save Red!My best neighbor in the world is in danger!

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Terrador:Okay,heres the ballat box.Um...Obama,do you have paper and a pen?

Obama:Sure thing,Terry.

Terrador:Thanks*writes Obama's name on the paper*Okay,here we go! big_smile

Sarah Palin quickly swipes the paper from his hand.

Sarah Palin:Your not winning,Obama!

Terrador:Saraha Palin?....I never knew she had good reflexes!O_O

Obama:Thats not Sarah Palin!It's an alien from outer space!It's a........decepticon!

Terrador:You mean from that movie transformers?

Mc.Cain:Sarah Palin,a yellow,blue,and red dragon are entering the white house.Stop them.I'll take care of Obama myself!

Sarah Palin:Yes,Master!(Does a tripple backflip).
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Volteer:How long will it takes us to get to Mc.Cains headquarters?

Ignitus:I think we're almost there!*Opens door* Red!

Red:Ignitus,get me out of here!

Ignitus:I'm coming,Red!

As Ignitus runs to Red,Sarah Palin jumps infront him.

Sarah Palin:You must be stopped!

Ignitus:Sarah Palin?..I never knew she had good reflexes! O_O

Sarah Palin: Obey the decepticons.....

Ignitus:You mean from that movie transformers?

Sarah Palin kicks and he slams into the wall.Red lowers his head."Ugh...The Red Idiot is never gonna win!".
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Mc.Cain:You think you can stop me?The president of the United States?Oh,I mean the world?!

Obama:Show yourself,...Megatron!

Mc.Cain:Surely,I will!(Turns into a decepticon)

Terrador:Wait,I thought,the robots from Transformers can turn into cars!Not presidents!

Obama:Well,Not in this story!

Terrador: Obama,your too small to fight him!

Obama:Well,I'll try to do my best to save to world!

Terrador: Obama,if you die,I wanna say this before you do.I'm sorry for not voting for you and you are the awesomeness president I've seen!I mean,fighting a decepticon with you own bare hands? Now thats kicka**!

Obama:Thanks,kid.Get out if here.You'll die if you don't leave.

Terrador: Okay!*Runs*

Megatron:Bring it on,Obama!

Obama:One shall stand,one shall fall.

SavageNymph · Jul 02, 2009 6:56 PM

[shadow=red:2cdb1ba78e]The last tale of Ignitus:Obama throwdown part 3[/shadow:2cdb1ba78e]

Megatron:Prepare to die,Obama!

Spyro: Obama,you need my help?!

Spyro came with the Termatron.He was controlling it.

Megatron:What abomination is this?

Spyro:Eat missles, A**atron!!!(Launch missles at Megatron)

Megatron:No!!!(Explodes)

Spyro: Obama,are you okay?!!

Obama:Yes,Spyro the dragon,I'm alright.....yah know,I play your games!

Spyro:Which ones your favorite?

Obama:Almost all of them,but the Eternal Night is a little messed up in a way.

Spyro;I know,tell me about it.

Obama:Dawn of the dragon and a hero's tail seriously kicks butt.

Spyro:I know,right?

Obama:I love ripto's rage too smile

Spyro: big_smile ....Yeah,thats awesome.

Obama:Shadow legacy was-

Spyro: Oh bloody kill,can we please save the Red Retard before Sarah Palin kicks his tail to oblivion?!!

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Cyril: Ignitus is getting his tail kicked,Volteer!What should we do?!

Volteer:Sarah Palins weakness is fire f.a.r.t.s!

Cyril:How did you know?

Volteer:Everyone is afraid of fire! big_smile *Pulls out a lighter* Ignitus,Its time to do your fire fury!

Ignitus: Oh,that kind!

Ignitus runs to Volteer and bends down.Volteer holds the match under his tail.As Sarah Palin was about to attack them,Ignitus f.a.r.t.s and the whole white house explodes into flames.Red was still strapped intothe chair,burned up.

Red: This is why I hate you,Ignitus...

Ignitus:Red,we saved you life!It was the only way!

Red:...<.< To think abou it,yeah you did save me and Iggy,your my friend.*Gags*

Ignitus: Oh,Red!Yoru my friend too*Hugs him tightly*

Red:Iggy!!!Stop it!!!.........:|...*Hugs him too*

Volteer:Well,is this the end of Ignitus and friends?

Cyril:Thinks so,Volteer.

Terrador walks into the scorched white house and saw a piece of paper on the ground.It was half burned.

Terrador:*Smiles*Theres still a chance for Obama to win!

If you don't know,its the paper with Obama's name on it xD Just to let you know.He's going to put it in the ballat box. <w<

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At the temple,the gang was watching the presidential election.Mc.Cain(Megatron ) was strapped to a rocket that was going to be launched into space.

Mc.Cain:Oh,Come on,Obama,hehe.Were friends,right?right?!

Obama:....>.>

He lit the rope on fire and Obama went into space.The crowed cheered and the rocket burst into fireworks.Obama winked at Terrador through the t.v.

Volteer:WTF?Terry,did you just winked at you?!

Terrador:Yep,he did.Volteer.He did. smile

Cyril:Wheres Ignitus?

Volteer: Oh,he's just playing with his new friend.

Spyro:Great,two "red" idiots that we have to deal with! <_<

Red:Ignitus,I bet you can't reach your brain when you pick your nose!

Ignitus: Oh,yeah?! Lets have a contest.Whoever can reach their brain first wins!

[shadow=red:2cdb1ba78e]The end of Ignitus and friends......[/shadow:2cdb1ba78e]

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