Spyro Looks After His Cousin

Cynder1996 · Jun 07, 2009 5:40 PM

Spyro was relaxing in his house.He was sitting on the sofa,watching TV.
"Yay,Dragon Zombies is on!"Spyro said in excitement.There was a loud knock on the door.
"What now?"Spyro said.He got up and opened the door.Malefor was standing outside.He was wearing pink lipstick.
"Are you drunk?"Spyro asked.Malefor smiled.
"No.I was just wondering if you could look after your baby cousin for me."Malefor said in a girly voice.
"0_0....Ok."Spyro said.A small purple dragon ran into the house.
"Be good Steve."Malefor said.He walked away.Spyro looked at his baby cousin called Steve,then watched Malefor walk away.
"He has issues."Spyro said.He shut the door.Steve was sitting on the sofa.He was watching the TV.
"Spyro,whats all that red stuff?"Steve asked.
"What red stuff?"Spyro asked.
"The red stuff thats coming out of the dragons."Steve said.Spyro quickly changed the channel.
"It was red paint."Spyro said.
"Why was it coming out of the dragons?"Steve asked.
"I'll tell you when you're older."Spyro said.Steve jumped off the sofa.
"Can we do something fun?"Steve asked.Spyro sat down on the sofa.
"Not now."Spyro said.
"Ok...What can I do for fun?"Steve asked.
"You can have fun at Cynder's house."Spyro said.He opened the door.
"You're going to leave me with Cynder?"Steve asked.
"Yes.Is there a problem with that?"Spyro asked.
"I sopose not."Steve said.He went outside and walked down the path.
"Now I can have some peace."Spyro said.He shut the door.
--
Steve knocked on Cynder's door.Cynder opened the door.
"What?"Cynder asked.
"Spyro said I can have fun at your house."Steve said.
"So?"Cynder said.
"Soo...Can I have fun here?"Steve asked.
"Maybe."Cynder said.
"Is it a yes,or a no?"Steve asked.
"Yes."Cynder said.
"Thanks."Steve said.He went inside.Cynder shut the door and grabbed Steve.
"Want to have some fun?"Cynder asked.
"Duh!"Steve said.Cynder went upstairs and went into a room full of sharp weapons and explosives.
"Have fun."Cynder said.She put Steve down.
"Umm....Are they safe?"Steve asked.
"No.Being safe is boring."Cynder said.She walked out of the room and shut the door.
--
Spyro was still sitting on the sofa.
"I wonder if Steve is having a good time...Hes bound to be safe with Cynder.."Spyro said.He thought about it for a few seconds.
".....OH MY GOD,HES ALONE WITH CYNDER!"Spyro shouted in panic.He got up and ran outside.Cynder was reading a book.
"Eww,I'm so gonna skip this mushy part!"Cynder said.She turned the page.Spyro knocked on Cynder's door.
"CYNDER!CYYNNDEEER!"Spyro shouted.Cynder sighed and opened the door.
"Whats up dork?"Cynder asked.
"WHERES STEVE?!"Spyro shouted.
"Hes playing."Cynder said.
"WHAT GAME?!"Spyro shouted.
"I dunno."Cynder said.Spyro ran inside.
"STEVE!"Spyro shouted.Steve heard Spyro.
"I'm upstairs!"Steve shouted.Spyro ran upstairs and ran into the room that Steve was in.Steve was holding a knife.
"Hi Spyro."Steve said.
"Is that a knife?"Spyro asked.
"Yes."Steve said.Spyro screamed like a girl.Cynder heard Spyro and rolled her eyes.
"Good grief."Cynder said.Spyro grabbed Steve and ran downstairs.
"Bye Cynder!"Spyro said.He ran back to his house.
"Weirdo."Cynder said.
--
Spyro ran inside his house and put Steve down.
"Dont tell your parents about this."Spyro said.
"Why?"Steve asked.
"They will kill me if you do."Spyro said.
"Cool!"Steve said.He grabbed the phone and dialed his parent's number.
"Goodbye cruel world!"Spyro said.
"Hi mom.Spyro let me play with knifes."Steve said over the phone.Spyro was hiding under a table.
"Yeah.He left me alone at Cynder's house."Steve said.Spyro gulped.
"Hey,Spyro.Its for you."Steve said.He passed the phone to Spyro.Spyro answered the phone.
"Hello.Don't hurt me."Spyro said.
"You lazy,stupid,pathetic,girly dork of a dragon!"Steve's mom shouted over the phone.
"Uhh..Spyro isn't here right now."Spyro said.He gave the phone back to
Steve and ran away.Steve's mom was outside Spyro's house.Spyro saw his mom.
"Oh..Hi."Spyro said.Steve's mom grabbed Spyro and started to beat him up.
"HELP!"Spyro shouted.Steve was sitting on Spyro's sofa.
"Sorry,I'm busy.I can't help you."Steve said.
"STEEEEEVVEEE!"Spyro shouted.
"I can't hear you."Steve said.
"Hang on...If this is Steve's mom..Then why was Malefor dressed up as a mom?"Spyro asked.
"Its a long story.."Steve's mom said.Malefor was skipping along the path.He was wearing a pink bikini.
"Kill me now.."Spyro said.

The End

Spyro&Cynder4ever · Jun 07, 2009 6:33 PM

Omg! That was hilarious! Keep up the good work! these Stories are great!

DragonOfDrakness1992 · Jun 08, 2009 5:46 PM

Lol awesome chapter XD loved it ^^

Spyro&Cynder4ever · Jun 08, 2009 8:49 PM

honestly, it was good... keep up the good work! big_smile

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