Spyro RPG (After Eternal Night) Part 3!!!

Hero58 · Apr 16, 2008 10:40 PM

Vyper: *removes varse's hand* well my guess is a tree should fall behind us but in the opposite direction in 3...2...1 *tree fals bahidn them but in the opposite direction and wedger jumps out of the way*

Wedger: Just cutting down one tree for some wood tonight *picks up the entire tree and moves it aside and digs a hole and puts a seed down in the dirt where the tree was and starts cutting the wood into logs*

Vyper: you really need to learn to teel us where your going before you leave...

Wedger: *uses the Hero within to chop the wood in a matter ofs econd it turns into logs* i did you were jsut asleep...

Vyper: Oh...

shade105 · Apr 16, 2008 10:43 PM

Spyro: Heh, you need the whole tree?

Hero58 · Apr 16, 2008 10:48 PM

Wedger: well how else are we supposed to start a fire without lightning the whole forest on fire eh son?

Vyper: wedger you jsut said...

Wedger: its a physiclly a matter of speech Vyper....im nto spyro's real dad and we know that both alright?

Vyper: Right i got ya

shade105 · Apr 16, 2008 10:49 PM

Spyro: Yeah.... ok..........

Hero58 · Apr 16, 2008 10:53 PM

Varse: i thought you were spyros real father cause doesnt it say int eh chroniclers books that your his...

Wedger: *kicks varse 2 stories in the air* varse...shut...up

shade105 · Apr 16, 2008 10:57 PM

Spyro: Huh.... what is he talking about...

Blaze the Dragon · Apr 16, 2008 11:01 PM

Blaze: Wedger... how did you get a tree in the Peace Keepers Realm? This place is a desert!

shade105 · Apr 16, 2008 11:10 PM

Spyro: hmmm..... magic?????????????????????

Hero58 · Apr 16, 2008 11:30 PM

Wedger: Exactly! magic! and ignore varse he's being as dumb as ever

Varse: read the chroniclers book of the legendayr purple guardian wedger to find out!!

Wedger: SHUT UP!!! *sends him 4 mroe stories in the air*

Blaze the Dragon · Apr 16, 2008 11:32 PM

Blaze: *casts a silence spell on Varse* There, that should shut him up.

Hero58 · Apr 16, 2008 11:35 PM

OOC: Lol this is absiloutly priceless

Wedger: maybe he'll shut up now...*looks up seeing him being pecked up by a flock of birds* what the...buzzurds?

Varse: *presses abutton and the spell goes away* giant birds pecking me! now thier carrying me away!

Wedger: WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU IMBECILE!!! *runs after him* DARN YOU!!!!

Lancer232 · Apr 16, 2008 11:42 PM

Inferno: "Varse...is getting dumber." *Arson almost knocks his head off ramming into MSRG*

MSRG: "How much did you GIVE him Thermia?!"

Thermia: "Er...5 kilograms?"

MSRG: "...No wonder."

Blaze the Dragon · Apr 16, 2008 11:48 PM

Frost: Thermia...you only need 1 kilogram, otherwise they become so hyper that...it could send them into cardiac arrest because of the increased blood pressure.

Blaze: *falls asleep, taking Cynder's advice from earlier*

Hero58 · Apr 16, 2008 11:53 PM

Wedger: *flys up and kncoks varse out fo the buzzurds talons and he lands softly while varse falls to the ground very hard upside down on his head* And that my robot creation is why you should never tick off buzzurds...

Varse: but all i asked if they wanted a cookie

Wedger: THey eat meat...not cookies...

Varse: Oh...then how abotu meat cookies! *pulls out a cookie made entirely out of meat and the buzzurds start attacking him for the meata gain* AH AH AH!!! GET THEM OFF GET THEM OFF!!!

Blaze the Dragon · Apr 16, 2008 11:56 PM

Burakku: *comes back from his and Shiro's dimension, being unable to find Ratchet and Sentrake's parents, when he sees Varse getting attacked. sighs* Varse... *fries the buzzards with his electric breath*

Lancer232 · Apr 16, 2008 11:57 PM

Thermia: *rubs her head and the anime sweat drop falls* "Well his vitals are still normal...obviously that soul orb actually DID some good after all, it gave him the DM's endurance."

shade105 · Apr 17, 2008 12:21 AM

Spyro: Welll at least our group is back to normal...
Leon: Tell me about it... *Its down on a rock and begins humming a song*

Once came a night
Where dragons came to play
We slayed them all, curse it, they did the same
We thought a plan, and made the draco blade...
We won the war.... hura hura
Victory to the men...

Then came the night...
And Children came to play
we saw them all
with hate and lonleyness
now look at this
our children never play.....
because because
we slayed their friends of fate........

Blaze the Dragon · Apr 17, 2008 12:23 AM

Frost: What!? What are you singing anyway?

Hero58 · Apr 17, 2008 12:29 AM

Varse: SOunds like a lulliby! *waves his finegr aroudn* hush ym darling dont be afraid...hush ym darling

Wedger: *annoyed angry anime makr appears on the back of hsi head and hits varse behidn the head anime style* shut up for once will you?

shade105 · Apr 17, 2008 12:32 AM

Leon: Oh.... its a song my mom sang to me when i was young, it's meaning is to not slay dragons ever, because they might someday be a friend.... its odd how this seemed to happen to me...

Lancer232 · Apr 17, 2008 12:32 AM

MSRG: *walks over to Varse and presses his off button* "That'll shut him up until we need him."

Hero58 · Apr 17, 2008 12:36 AM

Wedger: Uh general...i forgot to emntion you shouldnt have done that...

Varse: *does the robot dance instead*

Wedger: see what i mean?

Vyper: My god...this guy as an imbecile!

Wedger: it took you 5 years to find that out?

Lancer232 · Apr 17, 2008 1:20 AM

MSRG: *anime anger mark, he then punches Varse hard enough he stops dancing...but his hand spins on its mount*

Hero58 · Apr 17, 2008 1:24 AM

Varse: *does a loud alarm that makes everyone plug the ears*

Wedger: DONT DO THAT EATHER GENERAL!!!

Lancer232 · Apr 17, 2008 1:27 AM

MSRG: *5 more anger marks appear* "IDIOT!!!" *he shouts that loud enough the ground shakes and it spooks the nearby wildlife*

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