Spyro Dare Show (also an RPG)

MM_12 · Apr 22, 2008 2:45 AM

A Guy

Lol, yea me too. But my folks said I gtg to school tomarrow. >_< Dang it!

Scorch

Me: >_> *Stares at Ayumi* I'm glad..... XD *Sighs in relief*

Ayumi_the_Dark_Wolf · Apr 22, 2008 2:49 AM

Ayumi: but....*points to D* he likes you....alot!

D-Scorch: *sits by MM wagging his tail*

MM_12 · Apr 23, 2008 2:04 AM

Hey everyone! And welcome to da Spyro Dare Show!
Elora: How ya feeling MM?
Me: Well, better I guess. Anyway, to start things off, lets go with dis first dare!

Ok, I dare Spyro and Cynder to go up to Spiderman and call his costume gay. And then stay and watch his reaction.

Spyro: O_O I have a feeling that we're gonna get our ***** kicked...
Cynder: Yea same here.... *Inhales and exhales slowly* Here goes...

*Both young dragons walk up to Spider-Man who's hanging upside down (using his webs of course) from the Studio's ceiling*

Spyro: Um.... Spider-Man right?
Spidey: <_< Yea...
Cynder: We're sorry to say but....
Spyro: Well...your custome...
Cynder: Is....
Spyro:.....really......
Both:......GAY!
Everyone: (Shocked) O_O
Everyone:.........
Spidey:.....I save you people....and this ishow you repay me!? THIS CUSTOME COSTED ME 500 BUCKS! *Webs Spyro and Cynder and hangs them from the ceiling*
Cynder: Oh god......
Spyro: AH! HEIGHTS!!!!
Everyone: 0_o.....
Me: >_> You area fiery dragon that flies....and you're afraid of heights?
Spyro: So! You're afraid of seeing Hershey melt under the sun!
Me: >_< SO NOT TRUE! *Coughs* AHEM! Moving on!

I dare Spyro to ask Cynder to mate with him.

Everyone:EW!
Spyro: I would love to do this dare but, we're kinda tied up here!
Hunter: You can still make out with her, all you gotta do is-....
Everyone: HUNTER!
Hunter: What?
Agent 9: DON'T TELL US HOW THEY'RE GONNA DO IT! ESPECIALLY WHEN KIDS ARE HERE!
Me: HEY! I'm 14!
Elora: In our book honey, you are still to young.
Me: >_< Well, good luck Spyro tryin' to make out with yer girlfriend.
Spyro: Shut up MM! When I get down from here I'mma kick your stinky little-...
Me: While he finds a way to make out with Cynder while tied up in web, lets go with the next dare...

Fang: I dare all the bad guys to dress up in hula outfits and have a pie eating contest!

All the bad guys: >_<
Me: Aw c'mon guys, it can't be that bad!
Red: Easy for you to say!
Soceress: At least you don't have to eat with other smelly males!
All evil dudes: HEY!
Me: >_< But I had to sing that song in front of the world remember?
Evil people: Good point! *Put on the customes and start the contest*
Me: Now, lets see how Spyro and Cynder are doing.

*Camera turns to lock on Spyro, who is unsuccessfully trying to mate Cynder.*
Cynder: OW! Watch where you put that stupid foot of yours Spyro!
Everyone: >_<
Me: >_< Oh god, we didn't need that MUCH detail Cynder! Ok I think I'm gonna puke... anywaaaaay....

I dare Spyro to go and do a real guitar battle against Slash, the winner gets to kiss Cynder......

Spyro: *Stops kissing Cynder's neck* We're kinda busy here!
Me: >_< Yup, I'mma vomit! *Runs to restroom*
Hunter: I'll take it from here MM! XD Anyway...

*Huge magical scissors pop outta no where and cut Cynder and Spyro free*

Cynder: YOU MEAN YOU COULD'VE LET US DOWN LONG AGO!?
Hunter:Yeaaaa....but I didn't feel like setting ya'll free long time ago. =p Now do the dare Spyro!
Spyro: *Mutters, but gets out a guitar and stands next to Slash* Dang it! How do you work this thing!?
Slash: *Plays his guitar perfectly*
Spyro: O_O! *Starts clawing his own guitar but messes up the rythm and tempo*
Everyone: >_< *Covers their ears*
Hunter: And the winner is......
Spyro: SPYRO!
Hunter: SLASH!
Slash: big_smile *Kisses Cynder*
Spyro: >_< DIE YOU MOTHER-......#&@$(&!!! *Tackles Slash and they both fight vigourusly*
Hunter: Did Cynder like the kiss? Who will win the villain pie eating contest? Is MM still sick? When will she stop vomitting? Why am I askin' you these stupid questions? Find out next time on the Spyro Dare Show!

This show was brought to you by Pepsi XD jk.

Ayumi_the_Dark_Wolf · Apr 23, 2008 2:10 AM

Ayumi: ah....Spyro.....i dare you to......*points to D-Scorch* to wrestle him, and try to contain...*D once again starts growling*

Scorch: .......im not cleaning up after this.....

*mr.giggles walks in*

Mr.Giggles: hello children!!! *laughs insanely* you want pie?!....oh god!! *farts really loud and rainbow turds fly out* HOLY-*We'll be right back after these messages..)

(hahahahahahahaha!!!! XD )

A Guy · Apr 23, 2008 2:14 AM

I dare Ember to curse at Spyro.

Cynder794 · Apr 23, 2008 2:21 AM

Primrose: My next dare is for the Dark Master!!! I dare him to let every single Spyro character, including me and Fang, to torture him in any way they like until he decides to make a formal apology to Cynder!

Fang: *brings out a pitchfork*
Primrose: How bout' a nice paddling from my pet hulk XD

Rurikredwolf · Apr 23, 2008 4:34 AM

Huh...Well, I dare EVERYONE (Yes, this includes you MM) To survive one day in Racoon City before it gets blown up.

A Guy · Apr 26, 2008 5:50 PM

Hey, what's this wonderful thread doing all the way down here?

Anyways, I dare Spyro to take an M-16, fully load it, and fire every bullet at his foot.

MM_12 · Apr 26, 2008 7:08 PM

Me: Hey everyone, and welcome to the Spyro Dare Show!
Hunter: So MM, what'll we do today?
Me: We got more dares. XD
Blink: *rolls eyes* I ain't surprised.
Me: >_> Shut it blinky! Now... our first dare of the day is...

Ayumi: ah....Spyro.....i dare you to......*points to D-Scorch* to wrestle him, and try to contain...*D once again starts growling*
Scorch: .......im not cleaning up after this.....

Janitor: Well I'm not either! I don't get paid enough for this! *Stomps away frustrated*
Me: >_> Erm... ok...well, Spyro its your call! XD
Spyro: *Curses*
D-Scorch: *appears suddenly and pounces on Spyro while drool is seen and falls on Spyro's face/snout*
Spyro: UGH! DISGUSTING! *Tries to wrestles with him, but D-Scorch has the upper advantage and uses his weight to hold Spyro down*
Spyro: OH JESUS! You're heavier than Moneybags!
Everyone: *Busts out laughing*
Moneybags: What are you inquiring!? That I am fat!?
Me: *Chuckels* And you've just noticed? wow...and I thought I was slow. XD
Moneybags: >_<
Me: The next dare...

I dare Ember to curse at Spyro.

Ember: Hmph! Personally, I loathe cursing, but if it deals with that maniac, then ok! *Skips daintly over to the two savage dragons and curses* Spyro, once D-Scorch beats the *&@#$ out of you, I'll be laughing so (&^# hard that I'll even wish for you (*&# death!
Everyone: O_O
Me: >_< Ouch...
Spyro: Great, its almost like the whole world is against me...

*Suddenly, the song "Me Against the World" from Simple Plan plays*

Spyro: NOT HELPING!
D-Scorch: *Punches Spyro's snout before flying away triumphly*
Spyro: @_@"

Primrose: My next dare is for the Dark Master!!! I dare him to let every single Spyro character, including me and Fang, to torture him in any way they like until he decides to make a formal apology to Cynder!

DM: O_O
Everyone: *Evil grins*
DM: hmph! I will not apologize to that filthy black thing.
Fang and Primrose: *Angry*
Me: Well, guess them and all the Spyro charries will kick ur butt. XD
DM: Oh f-.....
Everyone: *Beats the fudge outta him*
Me; While everyone does that, here's the next one...

Hey, what's this wonderful thread doing all the way down here?
Anyways, I dare Spyro to take an M-16, fully load it, and fire every bullet at his foot.

Spyro:*Flames DM's face* I'm kinda busy!
Me: -_- *Pulls and drags Spyro by his tail and hands him a M-16 that is filled with lots of ammo*
Spyro: <_< You suck MM. *Sighs and begins shooting his foot* OH MOTHER-F*&@@!!!!
Me: XD Now DM?
DM: >_< OK OK OK I'm SORRY CYNDER!!!!
Everyone:YEA!
Me: ^^ Now, for the grand finale....

Huh...Well, I dare EVERYONE (Yes, this includes you MM) To survive one day in Racoon City before it gets blown up.

Everyone: O_O Oh *bleep!*
Me: >_< WHY!? Why do I have to suffer along!?
Sparx: It was your fault for tricking me into signing that contract!
Me: Yea, but if I never did that, I wouldn't be laughing at your pitiful faces! HAHA!
Everyone: >_>
Me: <.<' Erm....moving on! >_<

*Suddenly, we're all transported in Raccon City and the time limit for the explosion was set for 4 minutes*

Me: *Randomly starts singing "4 minutes to save the world" by Madonna ft. Justin Timber Lake*
Red: *Sighs* Yep, we're doomed.
Hunter: Will we survive? Why is MM suddenly singing? When will she shut up? Will I ever finish my Happy Meal? Stay tuned on the next Spyro Dare Show! XD

Ayumi_the_Dark_Wolf · Apr 26, 2008 7:30 PM

(hahahahaha, its funny how he appears suddenly!)

D-Scorch: hehehehe.....purple punk!

Scorch: ....ok you had your fun...

Mr.Giggles: hello everyone! *farts and rainbow turds fly out and go into MM's mouth* holy! im sorry MM!

(LOL jk)

shade105 · Apr 26, 2008 8:33 PM

I dare Sparx to make out with Cynder! and Cynder... your going to have to let him or *Pulls out spartan Lazer*

Cynder794 · Apr 26, 2008 9:56 PM

Fang: I dare Red to try to kiss Rouge the Bat on the lips. I also dare Ember to go on a date with Mr. Giggles! (inspired by S134)

A Guy · Apr 27, 2008 7:09 PM

I dare Cynder to make out with Ripto right in front of Spyro.

Then I dare Spyro to race Sonic, and not to stop until he wins.

Ayumi_the_Dark_Wolf · Apr 27, 2008 7:12 PM

Cynder794 wrote:

Fang: I dare Red to try to kiss Rouge the Bat on the lips. I also dare Ember to go on a date with Mr. Giggles! (inspired by S134)

(Remember! he is a CLOWN!!!)

Rurikredwolf · Apr 27, 2008 7:43 PM

Ok...since you have 4 minutes to escape....I dare everyone to fight each other to escape. (Including you, MM)

A Guy · Apr 29, 2008 1:32 AM

Hehe, Spyro is gonna get owned.

Well, I dare Terrador to lose a fight to a roach.

MetalHead · Apr 30, 2008 2:03 AM

I dare Sgt. Byrd and Spyro to clash and fight each other and see who is more superior. (Of course, Spyro only has the abilities from the original games.)

A Guy · Apr 30, 2008 10:52 PM

Spyro is gonna get owned...

shade105 · Apr 30, 2008 11:04 PM

Yup, baddly.........................................

A Guy · Apr 30, 2008 11:28 PM

I'll get the popcorn.

MM_12 · Apr 30, 2008 11:33 PM

Lol. Ya'll sure can't wait. =p I almost got the part down.

A Guy · Apr 30, 2008 11:35 PM

*I put up the countdown*

Ayumi_the_Dark_Wolf · Apr 30, 2008 11:36 PM

i missed this RPG!.....sadly....i cant remember what i last posted....lol.... XP

(sorry lol)

shade105 · Apr 30, 2008 11:36 PM

sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MM_12 · Apr 30, 2008 11:54 PM

Me: Hey everyone and welcome back to the Spyro Dare Show! XD However you came in a very bad time. All of us are currently stuck here in Raccon City with only 4 minutes to live...
Hunter: We're actually down to 3 minutes now...
Me: *sighs* Ah well, it was nice to get to know ya'll...
Sheila: Aw, cheer up mate! I'm sure this is all a bluff...
Random Guy: NAW IT AIN'T!
Sheila: YOU ARE NOT HELPING THE CAUSE!!!
Me: *sighs* Alright, since we got nothing else to do but just sit here and die, we'll go to a random dare...

I dare Sparx to make out with Cynder! and Cynder... your going to have to let him or *Pulls out spartan Lazer*

SparxandCynder: O_O WHAT!?
Sparx: AHHH! ME AND THE FAT BEAST!? ESPECIALLY IN A TIME LIKE THIS!!??
Cynder: For once, Sparx said something smart. AND I'M NOT A BEAST YOU MOTHER ******!!!
Everyone: O_O
Hunter: gotta do the dare anyway.
Sparx: NO! I won't do it! I'd rather die!
Cynder: same goes for me!
Shade105: *Grins and charges Spartan Gun*
Both: O_e'.......
Cynder: *Groans* Just get this over with!

Sparx and Cynder make out as we watch in horror and disgust

Me: OH GAWD! *Looks away terrified*
Spyro:...Sparx, I'm so gonna kill you after this...
Sparx: *Stops kissing Cyner* WHAT!? But you're Emo GF is doing it too!
Spyro: *Roars angrily* I'm still gonna kill you!
Me: While that's goin' on...lets go with the next dare...

Fang: I dare Red to try to kiss Rouge the Bat on the lips. I also dare Ember to go on a date with Mr. Giggles! (inspired by S134)

Red: Who's Rouge?

*An ivory female bat appears in a puff of black smoke*

Rouge: Wha-!? W-where am I!? I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF STEALING THAT MASTER EMERALD!
Me: <_< Messing with Knuckles again?
Rouge: >_> Do I know you?
Me: No, but you're about to get kissed by an ugly dude.
Rouge: Wait what?

*Red sneaks up behind her, taps her on the shoulder, and when Rouge turns around, he kisses her in the lips. After 2 minutes, Rouge is showing an angry face and smacks Red across his face*

Everyone:Ooooo
Red: Ouch, that's gonna leave a mark...
Rouge: Hmph! I'm leaving!
Me: You can't.
Rouge: Why?
Me: Because, someone made a dare that we'd be stuck in raccoon city and survive before this place blows...now in 2 minutes...
Rouge: Nooo! I don't want to die! I'm too young and beautiful to die!
Me: <_< Dudette. You're like 18. And besides, yer ugly.
Rouge: You're just jealous 'cause you can never be as hot as I am.
Me: >_< ANYWAY! Next dare!

Ok...since you have 4 minutes to escape....I dare everyone to fight each other to escape. (Including you, MM)

Everyone:.......*STARTS BEATING EACH OTHER'S BUTT UP!*
Me: *Punches and kicks Rouge* Sorry bat-girl, no hard feelings right?
Rouge: Ha! *Screw kicks me*
Hunter: (He's the only one not fighting) Anyway, while these morons beat the fudge outta each other...

I dare Cynder to make out with Ripto right in front of Spyro.

Ripto: *Pounces on Cynder and attempts to make out with her*
Spyro: *Flames Agent 9, turns and sees them, and angrily charges Ripto, knocking him off*
Cynder: *Pants* T-thanks...
Spyro: No prob babe.
Elora: *Kick Bently* DO NOT SAY THAT HERE!
Hunter: >_< SOMEONE HELP!

Then I dare Spyro to race Sonic, and not to stop until he wins.

Spyro: Who the **** is Sonic?
Me: *Kicks Blink* DON'T TALK BAD 'BOUT SONIKKU!
Spyro:?????

*A blue hedgehog appears in a puff of blue smoke and lands next to Spyro*

Sonic: HAHA! Sonic's the name, speed's my game! Did somebody said race?
Spyro:...I'm never gonna win this race...ain't I? *Sighs* Better than fighting my own friends... *Sonic and Spyro then dash off, but of course, Sonic leaves Spyro in his dust*
Sonic: *Smirks* EAT MY DUST!
Spyro: *Cough*
Hunter:.....I'm not getting paid enough to do this!

Well, I dare Terrador to lose a fight to a roach.

Terrador: *Was about to slam his tail against Thomas' head, but a huge roach appears and beats the @#^$@ outta Terrador* *Grunts in shameness*
Hunter: And for the last dare of the day....before we die of course, and we only have 30 seconds anyway...

I dare Sgt. Byrd and Spyro to clash and fight each other and see who is more superior. (Of course, Spyro only has the abilities from the original games.

Sgt. Bryd: *Hovers above Spyro and launchs rockets, while Spyro merely dodges them and tries to flame him while trying to win the race he's against in with Sonic...
Hunter: *Sighs* 3.......2.........1.....

..........KABOOMMMMMM!!!!!!

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