#1 May 31, 2011 11:29 PM

MaxwellTheScribblenaut

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The day Spyro and me joined the Army

(Spyro and me are in cages)

Me: Spyro, you still there? Malefor's messin' with us.....

Me Narrating: Our friend, Thomas had been captured. He'd given up.

(Spyro, me, and Thomas are led to a table in front of Malefor)

Thomas: Kill me....kill me NOW!

Me: NO!

Thomas: $%@# you, Malefor!

(Malefor holds knife up to Thomas' neck)

Malefor: You're dead.

Thomas: You don't scare me.....son of a &*#@$.

(Malefor pounds on Thomas' head with a pipe, jottling Thomas' previous battle wound, instantly killing him)

Me: THOMAS! THOMMMASSS!!!!

Spyro: My ears....

(Malefor takes out gun and puts it on table)

Me: *winks at Spyro*

Spyro: *winks back*

Me: *picks up gun and points at head* I guess this is it.....*pulls ape forward and shoots*

Ape: X_X

Me: *grabs second gun and uses ape as human shield to cover blasts*

Malefor: *runs away* MOOOOMMMMYYYYYYYY

Me: *tosses gun to Spyro*

Spyro: Nah man, nah, it's cool. *pulls out RPG and smirks*

Me: Awwww.....lucky.......

Spyro: *sees Malefor* THERE!!

Me: *takes aim with carbine and shoots Malefor in neck*

Malefor *falls to floor*

Malefor: Uggghhhhhhh

Me: He's down!

Malefor: You..cough..have defeated me...BLAAAH *explodes*

*blinding white light comes then dissapears*

*Spyro and me are standing center frame and are covered in ash and look like we've just been electrocuted*

Me: *hair standing on end* My mom did ask me if my long hair made me hot...but this is RIDICULOUS!

The End :3

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Mission 2: Sci-Fi Encounters

Me Narrating: Spyro and me had just come back from a firefight in Tokyo. We were ordered to the Bermuda Triangle in the Atlantic Ocean. Our ship was sabotaged, however, and sunk by a german submarine. Now, me and Spyro are fighting off odd enemies. But before I start telling you that, let me start at the point where our ship was torpedoed...

*ominous explosion noise and ship rocks*

Passenger: AHHH

Other Passenger: WERE GONNA DIE!!!

Other Other Passenger: *barfs on me*

Me: Auuuggghhhh.

Spyro: O.O

*ship starts sinking stern (stern means back of the ship) first*

*lifeboats are being launched*

Me: *pulls out crowbar and uses to climb the inclined deck* Alright, your turn! *tosses crowbar down to Spyro*

Spyro: *climbs up*

Me: There's a lifeboat! *runs*

Spyro: Wait Noah! This side puts only women and children in the boats!

Me: *doesn't hear and is talking to officer* But you MUST let me and my friend in! Why can't we get in?!

Spyro: NOAH!

Me: *tries to get in and is shot in leg by officer* UUUNNNGGGHH!!!!!!!!!

Officer with weird accent: Out of boat. Now. You and friend no permitted in boat.

Me: *still groaning* Ughhh...I get the message!

*ship's deck starts flooding*

Officer w/ weird accent: Uh-oh. Water come.

Me: Yes, yes, water come! NOW LET US IN!!!!

Officer: Fine. In boat.

*me and Spyro jump in the boat*

*ships bow (bow means the front of the ship) rises into the air and goes vertical, then dissapears with the water where the ship was being all foamy*

Spyro: All those people.....

Me: *pushes hair out of eyes and looks at foaming waters* Those Germans are gonna pay for sinking our ship.
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Part 2 coming soon! Feel free to comment!

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Part 2
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*sea is still foamy from ship sinking*

*people are screaming for help that will not come*

Me:.......Dang. I haven't seen anything this tragic since I found out Justin Bieber getting killed on CSI: Miami was not really him getting killed. I wonder what Dominic Marra's gonna think of this when we get back home....IF we get back home.
Spyro: Wait, there's a survivor!

Me: Oh yeah. And there's five more. Hey! Over here!

Soldier: *is so far away his voice sounds like the adults in the Charlie Brown tv specials*

Me: T.T This is gonna be harder than I thought. How can I know they're in danger if I can't hear them?

Spyro:.....Dude....They're drowning. They ARE in danger.

Me: Oh. Where's the oars to steer this thing?

Spyro: I dunno.

Me: Oh yeah! There in the closet! *thinks and voice lowers sadly* The closet on the ship, that just sank. Dang it. Well, we'll just do it the old fashioned way. *puts foot outside boat and starts kicking*

*eventually Spyro and me get to the survivors*

Me: Hey guys.

Soldier: *loud voice* HI, MY NAME IS GREGORY OLIVER!

Me: O....K? How about you guys?

Other Soldier: I'm Ryan Cole, this is Parker Boyd...

3rd soldier: Sup.

Ryan:...This is Joseph Tellez...

Joseph: Yo.

Ryan:...And...this is Tyler Getz.

Tyler: *cough cough cough*

Me: ? Uhhh...why is Tyler coughing?

Ryan: *whispers to me and Spyro* No one knows, but rumor has it, he's been doing it even since he was born.

Tyler: *cough cough cough cough*

Ryan: No Tyler, I'm not talking about you.

Parker: And you guys are...?

Me: My name's Noah Davidson, and this is Spyro.

Spyro: Hey.

Parker: Alright, well now that we know each other, how do you suppose we are going to survive?

Me:.....I have NO idea.

Gregory: WHY?!?!?! WHY DONT YOU?! IM GONNA KILL YOU!

Ryan: Hey, you know I don't like you saying that.

Gregory: FINE. I WILL MAKE YOU CEASE TO EXSIST, AND THAT I INSIST.

Ryan: Good.

Gregory: THAT MEANS YOU DIE!

Ryan:....This is gonna be a long trip.
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Re: The day Spyro and me joined the Army

He's 11, so I'm not gonna harp on him....even if it is kinda true....

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Aceedwin, if you're going to leave negative feedback, you could at least make it constructive criticism instead of insults. Also, Rurik has the right idea.

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MaxwellTheScribblenaut

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Any way, this series has been discontinued. For now, at least.