#1 Jun 13, 2011 1:49 AM

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Spyro Shorts

This is basically Spyro shorts with the Spyro characters and me in them. Hope this is better than The Day Spyro and me joined the Army.
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Short 1: A Day at The Dragon Temple (This is based on the Roblox YouTube video A Day at The Roblox HQ)

Me: *is on computer*
Sparx: *appears behind me* NOAAHH. NOOOAAHH.
Me: Sparx what the f*** do you want?
Sparx:...OH NOAHKINS!!!!
Me: SPARX I'M RIGHT HERE FOR F***'S SAKE! *eye twitches in half disturbed half happy way*
Sparx:...YOU'VE GOT MAIL!!!!! YAY! *dissapears*
Me: *frowns and opens mail*
Mail: Can I have $1,000,000 please?
Me:*eye twitches*........FFFUUUUUUUUU-
THE END
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16 views? Well I guess this MIGHT be more popular than The Day Spyro And I Joined The Army. Anyway, here is the 2nd short. This is based on the Lego animation Snob on a Pogo stick.
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Me: *sitting in corner near garbage can on street, looking and dresed like a hobo*
*malefor comes in on pogo stick and just looks at me for a while*
Malefor:........Heh. *bounces away*
Me: *stares*.......*gives middle finger*
THE END
Hope this was good!

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Well, it kinda took me a while to think up this next one, which was based off a recent expirience of Chatroulette. Hope you like!
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Short #3: Chatroulette: Good or bad?
Me: *is on computer*
Cynder: *walks in room* Hey Noah what are you doing?
Me: Oh hey Cynder. I'm just checking out this chatting site called Chatroulette.
Cynder: Oh, you mean that online chat thing?
Me: Yeah. I've always wanted to try it out but *mimics dad and suddenly grows mustache*
Cynder: 0_0
Me: *still mimicking dad with throaty voice* Oh Noah, don't go near these websites. They do no good for you and BLAHBETY BLAHBETY BLAH BLAH BLAH! *presses scan as mustache somehow dissapears*
Cynder:
Me: *looks* AHHH!! *changes screen*
Cynder: What...are they doing?
Me: Dunno....
Cyril: *walks in room* Hey guys what are you *sees screen* do...do.....*squeals like girl and runs*
Me: Yeah, thanks for contributing to this horror. *scans again* Ok...this is just getting annoying. What do these guys get out of doing this stuff? *scans again* Bleh. *again* Bleh. *again again* Bleh... *again x3* Ble-OH COME ON! What is wrong with these people?!
Cynder: Uh Noah...maybe we should just exit the site.
Me: Ok. *tries to move mouse to red x but mouse moves back*
Cynder: Oh come on Noah, not these jokes again.
Me: I SWEAR, I'm not doing anything! *lets go of mouse to prove and mouse still moves around on screen*
Cynder: O.O
Me: O.O
Computer: <(O-O)> <---*in case you don't know, that's Kirby xD*
Me: Why...won't...it...shut...off?
Cynder: I don't know!
Me: Then why is i-*is interuppted by...*
Computer: YOU DARE SMITE CHATROULETTE? YOU MUST DIEEE!! *laser comes out of nowhere and shocks me*
Me: DAGHLAGHLAGHLGHLAGHLAGHLAGH
Computer: NOW, YOU WILL D-* is unplugged and smashed* BLEH! *falls, showing Sparx standing behind it with a large metal pipe in his hands*
Me: Sparx? Where did you come from?
Sparx: *whistles akwardly and leaves room*
Me:??????????
THE END
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Hope I get some replies soon...at least 19 people have read these shorts. Warning! The next short is +13.
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#4: Deadliest Warrior The Game
Me: *playing Xbox 360 and is on Xbox Dashboard*
Ignitus: *slides into the room with a look of stupidity on his face* Heeeeyyyyyyyy
Me: Hi. *presses button on controller*
Ignitus: Whatcha doin'?
Me: I'm gonna play Deadliest Warrior The Video Game on the Xbox Arcade.
Ignitus: Ooohh, can I watch?
Me: Sure. But it is rated +18.
Ignitus: ....But you're 11.
Me: Yes...and your point is.....what exactly?
Ignitus: Do you think you should be playing this? Wait, let me see the case. *reading* 18 and up, rated M for Mature, loss of limbs, blood, swear words, go-Noah, you shouldn't be playing this!
Me: It's never bothered me before. *goes to local and connects other controller* Wanna play?
Ignitus: Sure.
Me: Ok. Choose your person. I'm being an Apache.
Ignitus: You mean the cold-blooded, brain-eating, tongue-slicing, blood-spitting Indian tribe?
Me: Yep.
Ignitus: Cool! I'll be a.....Spartan.
Me: Spartans are insane in this game.
*game is loading*
Apache: *is spinning swords around and then does a backflip and pulls out a knife*
Spartan: *holds up shield and sword*
Announcer: ROUND ONE. BEGIN!
Apache: *throws arrows*
Spartan: *blocks w/ shield*
Ignitus: Shields always win.
Me: Not ALWAYS.
Apache: *runs forward*
Me: *presses Y button and the screen goes in slow motion. Doing this triggers your characters special move)* Wait till you see this.
Apache: *puts knife in Spartan's shoulder*
Ignitus: Woah.
Me: It's not done YET.
Apache: *walks behind Spartan and shouts battle cry as he pulls out club* LALALALALALALALAAAAAA!!! *hits Spartan on with club and mimics a wolfs howl*
Ignitus: 0.0
Me: ^_^
Ignitus: Ok, how about this? *after next round begins Ignitus does his special move*
Spartan: *runs forward and stabs Apache in arm then runs behind the Apache as he dies* SPARTAAAAAAAA!!! *thrusts sword in air*
Me: See? The Spartan is a maniac. Ok, this one is for all the marbles.
Apache: *gets out Stone-War Axes*
Spartan: *takes out spear and throws it, decapitating the Apache and the spear sticks in the ground*
Xbox: *message pops up that says*: Achievement Unlocked: Shish-kabob
Me: O_e
Spartan: SPARTAAAAA!!!
Me: 100% insane.
*Spyro walks in the room and sees me and Ignitus fighting on the game*
Spyro: I heard screams of death...I'm excited. What are you doing?
Me: Oh hey Spyro. We're just playing Deadliest Warrior.
Spyro: There's a game too?
Me: I know right? There's games for everything now! Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Batman, Pirates of the Caribbean, even WWII games!
Spyro: Can I play too?
Me: Sure. *tosses controller* Think fast.
Spyro: *catches in mid-air*
Me: Impressive. Now choose your character. I got my butt kicked last time, so I'm going with the Ninja.
Ignitus: Of course you would.
Me: What? Just because I can walk up walls and jump around all silent-like doesn't mean that's why I chose a Ninja. Watch. *walks half way up wall and back flips and lands on both feet without tripping* So, does that look like any reason at all that I would want to be a Ninja?
Ignitus: Yes.
*we all stare at each other*
Me: Whatever....
Ignitus: I'll choose Pirate.
Spyro: I'm going with Samauri.
Me: Ok. *presses start*
Ninja: *front flips into view and pulls out sword*
Pirate: *walking forward and lights cigar* Hah hah hah! *pulls out gun* Teehee. Enguarde, ye scurvy dog.
Samauri: 挑戦者歓迎。死を覚悟する。(translation: Welcome challenger. Prepare to die.) *stands up and pulls out sword*
Announcer: Round One, begin!
Ninja: *jumps behind pirate*
Pirate: *shoots ninja and after he kills the ninja he pulls out a bottle of rum and says...:* Do you want some? F**k you. *throws bottle into shades.*
Me: Did he seriously just say that?
Pirate: *kills samauri with arrow to the head and after he kills the samauri he pulls out a bottle (any of this familiar to you?) of rum and says...:* Do you want some? Fat chance. *throws bottle into shades.*
Announcer: Round Two, begin!
Ninja: *beheads pirate*
*words pop up on screen*: Perfect!
Me: Chinese vs Japanese.
Spyro: Well, I think Ninjas and Samauris are from both countries.
Me: Yeah, I always though China and Japan were the same thing.
Ninja: *gets into sword bladelock w/ Samauri*
Samauri: *pulls out club and smashes ninja's arm, then pulls out a sword and decapitates the ninja as he opens it*
Announcer: Round Three, begin!
Pirate: *kills samauri and goes up to ninja* You. F*cking die. *pulls out gun and shoots ninja in head without even aiming and sits down* OH look at that. Blood on my shoe. *the next line he says as he faints* Remind me to clean that up. *faints starting at the word ''clean''*
Me: Ok...so who won that? It looked like the pirate died sooo
Announcer: Tie! Final round, begin!
Ignitus: Better keep up, Noah.
Me: I know. I usually rule at this. The other day I literally killed Sparx at this.
Flashback
Me: *decapitates Sparx's character*
Sparx: Dang, that's 10 wins in a row!
Flashback ends.
Me: Woah, how is my character dead already?
Screen: *shows armless-ninja on floor*
Spyro: You were so busy remembering how you beat Sparx yesturday that we killed you.
Pirate: *throws grenade at samauri*
Me: Look out you both have low health.
Spyro: It's fine N-
*before Spyro finishes saying my name, the grenade blows up and kills the pirate and the samauri, blowing off all their limbs and their head, leaving just a torso*
Me: HAH HAH HAH HAAH! I love when that happens!
Announcer: Suicide! Try again!
Pirate and Samauri: *respawn*
Samauri: *goes up to pirate and does his special move and the pirates head rolls away*
words on screen: Achievement unlocked: Headcase
Spyro: Headcase?
Me: Probably has something to do with decapitating opponents.
*random kid walks in*
Random kid: You shouldn't be playing violent video games like this! You should be drinking Pepsi and listening to the Beatles!
Me: 0.0
Spyro: T.T
Ignitus: ?.?
Random kid: >_<
Me: You die! *throws knife at kid*
Kid: DAAAA*explodes, knocking down the temple*
Me: *jumps out of rubble with Spyro and Ignitus* If anyone asked, this all started because Sparx was trying to light a firework in the house again.
THE END
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Sorry for it being so long.

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Ok, woah, two shorts in one day. Why do I have the feeling I am spamming my own post XD. Well anyway my friend and I watched Titanic today. Best. Movie. Ever. So I just HAD to do this.
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Short #5: Volteer hates Titanic
Tv: *Titanic is on*
*Spyro, me, Cynder, and Sparx are watching the final plundge of the ship*
Titanic on tv: *ship groans and breaks in half and Jack and Rose (the main characters) and others scream as back half of the ship falls backwards into the water on top of millions of people*
Me: D*mn that must have hurt.
Sparx: No dip, Noah. The biggest ship of that time falling on someones head. How much would that hurt? Hmm, let me think. Oh yeah, A WHOLE CRAPLOAD OF PAIN.
Tv: *Titanic's back half rises out of the water and people start falling again*
Jack: We have to move!
Titanic: *groans and rises into the air and people are falling*
Jack: *jumps behind radio antennae* Come on Rose give me your hand I'll pull you up! Gimmeh your hand!
Tv: *shot of Titanic vertical*
Rose: What's happening Jack?
Jack: I don't know. I don't know.
Sparx: *rolls eyes*
Titanic: *stops raising and stays vertical*
Jack: *grabs Rose* Hold on!
Rose: JACK.
Guy: AAHH. *falls and bounces off propeller*
Me: *grimaces*
Other Guy: *lets go of railing and bounces with a loud THWUMP off of a deck fixture*
Rose: *sees girl let go and scream then looks at dude holding on to railing*
Titanic: *foam starts shooting from the bottom of the back-half and it starts sinking again and the song Death of Titanic (look it up on YouTube and go to 6:50 to hear the part where it starts sinking after breaking in half) starts to play*
Jack: This is it!
*Titanic is sinking still and more foam is shooting up*
Rose: Oh god! OH GOD!
Jack: Hold on!
Rose: Oh...oh god!
Sparx: *mimics* Oh god oh god oh god!
Me: *slaps Sparx on head*
Spyro: *whispers to me* Thank you.
Titanic: *shot of propellers submerging*
Jack: The ship's gonna suck us down! Take a deep breath when I say!
*shot of Titanic's deck on the back of the ship sinking*
Jack: Kick for the surface and keep kicking! Don't let go of my head!
*shot of Titanic's deck again*
Jack: We're gonna make it Rose! Trust me.
Rose: I trust you.
*shot of Titanic's stern (back) and the words TITANIC LIVERPOOL and the radio antennae submerging*
Jack: Ready...ready...NOW!
Rose: *takes breath*
*Titanic's stern dissapears beneath the foaming waters, and a shot of the antennae is shown as it glides underneath the water and movie ends (I know it doesn't end there and Jack dies but I just didn't want this to be too long of a short)*
Volteer: Well that was a horrible movie.
Me: Are you insane? James Cameron was awesome at this! Best movie I have ever seen. Period.
Volteer: Law Abiding Citizen was better.
Me: B**ch please. The end was terrible.
Volteer: Same for ''Titanic''. The ship sinks, bore, what happens to Jack and Rose? Do they die or what?
Me: That's the fun of it. We know Rose survives because she is telling the people her story, Jack could have survived or died. All we need to do is wait for Titanic 2.
Volteer: Are you serious? They made movies for everything about ships!
Me: Well, yeah, let me think. The five Poseidon movies, Titanic, Titanic 2, Lusitania: Murder on the Atlantic, Britannic, The Sinking of the Laconia, Pearl Harbor, The Wreck of the Mary Deare...
Volteer: HOW MANY SEAFARING MOVIES DO THEY HAVE?
Me: 70. Look on Wikipedia. I would think you do that a lot.
Volteer: ILL KILL YOU *tackles me and we get into a cloud of dust punching each other*
Cynder: STOP! BOTH OF YOU!
Volteer: *stops and stands up, a few teeth missing and a black eye*
Me: *stops and stands up, a few teeth missing, a black eye, glasses smashed, bloody hands, cut on head, and missing chunk in arm*
Sparx: Noah, why do you look like hammered sh**? Not that that's anything new.
Me: *grits teeth* Sparx, please leave the room before I jackslap you again.
Sparx: 0.0 *runs, er, flies out of room*
Cynder: This fighting is pointless!
Me: He started it! Not me! *shakes head as says Not me!*
Volteer: *tries to run at me*
Cynder: *holds him back*
Me: *holds up fists at Volteer*
Volteer: *shoves Cynder out of the way and lunges at me with roflknife*
*pause*
My disembodied voice: Ok, just to let you know, a roflknife is a huge knife.
*unpause*
Me: Oh sh**, son! *runs*
Volteer: RAAAAGGHH *chases me*
Me: I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT! THIS IS AMERICA!
Sparx: Actually this is Canada.
Me: SH**
Volteer: *grabs me and stabs me a bunch of times*
Me: *raises arm to deflect deathblows*
Spyro: Volteer, chill man!
Volteer: *is stabbing me still*
Me: *is deflecting deathblows still*
My arm: *is bleeding like heck still*
*cynder and spyro jump at Volteer but its too late and Volteer stabs me in the arm then stabs cynder in the arm and Spyro punches Volteer*
Volteer: *whacks Spyro*
Spyro: *picks up knife, flips it, and knife-whips Volteer in the face*
Me: Ughh. And to think this all started over a movie.
THE END

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Ideas, ideas. My head is about to explode XD well yeah so number six is here!
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Short #6: Zombies?!
*Spyro, Cynder, Sparx, Ignitus, and Volteer are watching South Park when...*
Me: *bangs on window and speaks in muffled voice* Help! Help!
Cynder: *looks over at window* Hey, isn't that Noah out there? Wait, why is he bleeding?
Volteer: I say we keep him locked out.
Cynder: T.T *punches Volteer*
Ignitus: *runs to door and opens*
Me: *runs in and collapses on couch, trying to catch breath*
Sparx: Noah, why are your clothes ripped, why are you bleeding, and why are you sweating???
Me: *talks in between breaths* Horrible...(pant)...things...(pant)...eat flesh!
Sparx: I hope you don't mean...
*zombies growl and burst in window*
Volteer: OH MY GOD! *faints*
Cynder: Zombies aren't really my thing, but what the heck.
Me: *is able to talk now* I know a place where we can find weapons. Follow me! *runs into hallway*
Everyone: *follows*
Me: *slaps hand to wall and wall spins and weapons are on it* Let's see, shotgun, pistol, sniper rifle, Ahah! Assault Rifle.
Sparx: *picks up submachine gun* This is nice and light.
Volteer: *picks up Spas-12* A good gun fit for a good dragon.
Ignitus: *picks up AK-47* Oooooo, this is wonderfull.
Cynder: *picks up second SMG* Gimme an S, gimme an M, gimme a G, gimme the gun!
Spyro: *picks up HK-21 (machine gun)*
Everyone: *goes to windows*
*power goes out*
Me: This is oddly familiar... the power going out, weapons, zombies...it's like...
Sparx: Left 4 Dead!
Me: NO! Something else....
Zombie: RAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH *tries to bite*
Me: No no! Play nice children! *shoots zombie from the bottom up*
Zombie: X_X
Me: *kills five zombies*
Suddenly, a demonic voice shouts out...
Demonic voice: FETCH ME THEIR SOULSSSS!!! *echoes creepily*
Me: Oh no. Not the DOGGIES!
Hellhound: *comes out of nowhere and attacks Spyro*
Spyro: Dogs! Why did it have to be DOGS?
Me: *shoots hellhound and it explodes* Woah! Not just dogs, but zombified, explosive, FLAMING DOGS!
Cynder: *is bit by one* Aww...how cute...I'LL KILL IT. *shoots*
Ignitus: *is surrounded by Hellhounds and is killed*
Me: NOOOOO!!! Guys, we lost Ignitus!
Sparx: Easy doggies...good boy, or girl...I really don't know which you ar-*is eaten*
Me: Aw crap! Everything is going downhill! Volteer, get up here with us!
All 4 are shooting hellhounds
Me: When will they stop coming?
Volteer: When the zombies give up, and that will be never!
Me: Darn.
Volteer: *is killed*
Me: Oh no! We're the only ones left!
Cynder: *kills final hellhound*
Me: Ok, easy on those triggers, guys. The only reason Sparx died is because he broke HIS gun's trigger.
Spyro: How pathetic.
Me: *looks up* No time to talk, watch out! *pushes Spyro out of the way and jumps beside him as zombies jumps down*
Zombie: RAAAAAAAAAAAA *goes behind Cynder, who is killing zombies* RACK! *whacks twice*
Cynder: NOOOOOOOOOO *dies*
Spyro: CYNDER! *goes insane and starts killing every zombie in sight*
Me: Spyro calm down.
Spyro: Ok. :3
Me: <_<
*zombie swarm comes in*
Me: Well, I guess this is it. RAAAAAAAA *runs towards zombies and kills 10 of them before is hidden in crowd of zombies consuming his flesh*
Spyro: Noah! NOOOO! *zombies run towards Spyro* No no no NOOO!!!!
*white light*
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! *is in bed*
(Spyro, Cynder and Sparx are in the same room)
Cynder: What's wrong Noah?
Me: Horrible dream...thought we were fighting zombies.....OH I remember what game it was like! Nazi Zombies!
Cynder: What?
Me:....Oh....nothing.
THE END
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Woohoo! Another idea has floated into this enigma of mine! :3 Well, the next idea I had after watching a segment of Robot Chicken called Mongoose: Nature's Killer.
_____________________________________________________________Short #8: Lee Harvey Oswald is an octopus?
Me: *runs into room where everyone is watching news* GUYS! DID YOU HEAR? KENNEDY WAS ASSASSINATED!
Volteer: Which one, Robert or John?
Me:...Of course it's John, Robert was assassinated a long time ago. Turn on channel 11.
Newsman:...and I am at the scene of the assassination. Kennedy's limo was heading down the street when he put his hand to his neck. A shot was seen coming towards him again, and hit him in the right side of the back of his head. Lee Harvey Oswald was seen shooting him and was taken into custody.
*Lee Harvey Oswald is walking down the street*
Me: Woah! Lee Harvey Oswald is an octopus? Wh...oh...I get it. Oswald, the octopus from that mental show. The author of this is just weird. Wait, I AM the author. Oh crap, broke the fourth wall. Let's just pretend those 2 minutes didn't happen.
*rewind*
*Lee Harvey Oswald is walking down the street*
Me: Yeah..I would've thought Lee Harvey Oswald would be an octopus.
*Oswald is a blue octopus with a huge head, in case you don't know, and he has a tiny hat*
*suddenly Lee Harvey Oswald is shot point-blank in the stomach*
Man: Lee Oswald has been shot! Repeat, Lee Oswald has been sh-*TV turns off* Well, that was stupid. Two kills in one day.
Spyro: Oswald wasn't worth the bullet.
Cynder: Agreed.
Sparx: Wait, if it's 2011, then how come the news of Kennedy's assassination is new?
Me: Time paradox, maybe? The news of Kennedy's assassination could be repeating. This is weirder then when after Osama Bin Laden died and the Navy Seal team found footage of him and Hitler talking.
*Peter Griffin watching TV*
Peter: So that's what that looks like......Heh.
Me: At least Oswald's dead.
Sparx: He might not be.
Me: Sparx, he was shot point-blank in the chest. In the heart. The stomach, maybe. His body caught the bullet. He IS dead.
TV somehow comes back on
Newsman: The assassin of Lee Harvey Oswald is presumed as Jack Ruby.
*TV shows female rabbit being led away*
Me: O-O
THE END

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Ok, with info from the normal Spyro Chat, it turns out the fan fiction section has died. Running out of ideas. Not a short, just an update.