Hey look buddy

MrXLink · Feb 12, 2020 1:20 AM

I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like 'what is beauty?', because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer: use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun.
Like this heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little old number designed by me... built by me, and you best hope... not pointed at you

Mr. John · Feb 12, 2020 3:01 PM

*Runs away.*

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Feb 12, 2020 5:34 PM

i'm pretty sure "using a gun" doesn't automatically make you an engineer

MrXLink · Feb 12, 2020 7:12 PM

Being an engineer automatically reserves you the right to use a gun in your inventions

Mr. John · Feb 14, 2020 1:44 AM

Yes that’ll help.

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Feb 20, 2020 6:52 PM

MrXLink wrote:

Being an engineer automatically reserves you the right to use a gun in your inventions

i don't think you're getting the linguistic dilemma arising from-- i don't even know man

Mr. John wrote:

Yes that’ll help.

ok

RangerOfIthilien · Feb 22, 2020 3:25 AM

hey look buddy

Twingo · Feb 22, 2020 4:06 AM

get *bleep*ed darling

Mr. John · Feb 23, 2020 2:53 AM

Engineers must all have guns. To help with inventing.

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36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Feb 23, 2020 3:15 AM

Twingo wrote:

get *bleep*ed darling

i used to WONder what friendSHIP could beeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Mr. John · Feb 23, 2020 11:07 AM

Friendship is meaningless you pretend to care about people then stab them in the back and become a liar and horrible person to them.

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36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Feb 23, 2020 5:38 PM

Mr. John wrote:

Friendship os meaningless you pretend to care about people then stab them in the back and become a liar and horrible person to them.

man, tell me about it. thankfully not all friends are like that. it's just that the real ones are harder to find!

Mr. John · Feb 23, 2020 10:32 PM

That was a joke post. tongue But yeah your not wrong.

MrXLink · Mar 05, 2020 1:30 AM

That took a great dive downhill. Well then, lie down and tell me... what does that say about your relationship with your grandmother ?

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Mar 05, 2020 7:05 PM

MrXLink wrote:

That took a great dive downhill. Well then, lie down and tell me... what does that say about your relationship with your grandmother ?

Sonic the Hedgehog

MrXLink · Mar 05, 2020 9:19 PM

At least Robotnik is well-cast

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Mar 06, 2020 6:02 PM

wait is that actually a quote from the Sonic movie?? i just said "Sonic the Hedgehog" because i had nothing else to say

MrXLink · Mar 06, 2020 6:19 PM

Not at all, just random stuff being generated in my mind

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Mar 06, 2020 10:20 PM

MrXLink wrote:

Not at all, just random stuff being generated in my mind

if you're XLink

does that mean you're a former ("ex") link?

if so, what did you link to?

Mr. John · Mar 07, 2020 1:11 PM

Did you see that Twingo kid? Bright future real movie star potential.

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Mar 07, 2020 5:22 PM

Twingo the kind of kid to be a big movie star

Mr. John · Mar 07, 2020 9:13 PM

Twingo’s I could totally see as a movie star.

Then he’d be here and pretend he’s too cool to talk to us then.

MrXLink · Mar 08, 2020 4:51 PM

Twingo the Kid would be a mashup between Ringo Starr and Billy the Kid

Talk about submarine westerns

@36 it means I'm a cross-link, not an ex link. All due respect to the Zelda boyo, I'm not related nor did I murder him. I've started to lose track and care of the meaning of my online name though. It just caught on and now most of what it does is having an X in it and looking aesthetically pleasing.

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Mar 09, 2020 4:31 PM

MrXLink wrote:

@36 it means I'm a cross-link, not an ex link. All due respect to the Zelda boyo, I'm not related nor did I murder him. I've started to lose track and care of the meaning of my online name though. It just caught on and now most of what it does is having an X in it and looking aesthetically pleasing.

ah, that's fair enough.

Mr. John · Mar 09, 2020 6:15 PM

Yeah usernames are just that sometimes.

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