You are attacked by the previous poster's username. What happens?

Steinar · Mar 30, 2015 10:13 PM

I saw Cynder and Spyro cruising in their new car. But then some motorcycle gang came, and on it was GNASTY GNORC. However they where hallucinating due to the hot sun in the desert. So they came chasing after me instead, flaxing their wingspeed to make the tire cool down, while letting Hunter take the wheels.

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36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Mar 31, 2015 1:59 AM

edit: wait, pffft, i thought this was some other thread. uh, i

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Scaler · Mar 31, 2015 2:07 AM

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Flapjacks · Mar 31, 2015 6:30 AM

he transforms, and proceeds to do nothing because he has no arms or legs.

Steinar · Mar 31, 2015 6:53 AM

So i am some kind of thread person hmm . The sunglasses are just way out of my league.

Scaler · Mar 31, 2015 10:46 AM

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36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Mar 31, 2015 3:50 PM

Gekoncze · Mar 31, 2015 5:01 PM

I got attacked by 36IStillLikeSpyro36, so now I like spyro so much that I can't bare it and squeeze in pain.

Scaler · Mar 31, 2015 5:39 PM

I have no idea what Geckonze is supposed to be based on.

spyrothepalmontcityracer · Mar 31, 2015 9:56 PM

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36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Apr 01, 2015 12:22 AM

RangerOfIthilien · Apr 01, 2015 3:23 AM

36 people who still like Spyro beat me up for admitting I'm only kind of a Spyro fan

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Apr 01, 2015 4:46 AM

haha, that was genuinely funny.

i dunno who "Ranger of Ithilien" is, and i'm too lazy to Google it, so i guess whoever they are, they just attack me with ranger-y weapons.

spyrothepalmontcityracer · Apr 01, 2015 10:37 PM

thetruefan · Apr 12, 2015 4:24 PM

I were walking around in the dark street, then my worst enemy popped up- Spyro the city racer. He hit me with his car and drove away, leaving me on the cold ground, spewing blood to all directions.

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Apr 12, 2015 5:26 PM

i'm trying to walk by, and a fan starts blowing air at me, knocking me over.

thetruefan · Apr 12, 2015 7:13 PM

Paranoia · Apr 12, 2015 7:27 PM

Do you have some sort of classification system for true fans versus just regular fans? Like, is the space heater in my room a true fan, or just a fake one? I need to know!

ANYWAY
I was minding my own business, enjoying the beautiful weather outside when I see a group of Spyro enthusiasts (fans, if you will) across the street. As I approach, I realize in horror that they are in fact TRUE FANS, meaning that they will ridicule me for not liking every single Spyro game that's ever been released. In the end it was too late; I was overpowered by the TRUE FANS--forced to play through Dawn of the Dragon, Skylanders, and Enter the Dragonfly until 100% completion. This was truly the end.

thetruefan · Apr 12, 2015 7:35 PM

(True fans are like regular fans, but they have gigantic wind powers and they are pretty like me)

As I studied in class, a paranoia attack hit me. I started flipping the tables and peeing on my teacher's table. The police came, then the purple man tazed me and I died

Scaler · Apr 12, 2015 10:55 PM

Simple: it's not a ghost, so I just dodge the thing.

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